Aries: *Screams a lot*

Taurus: OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IS THIS HAPPENING OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemini: *Has 40,000 otps*

Cancer: *Feels personally victimized by the storyline*

Leo: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!
THESE BITCHES

Virgo: ... lol

Libra: THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG ICANT

Scorpio: So like... lmao... where's the sex scene?

Sagittarius: *Screaming internally*

Capricorn: Nice...

Aquarius: *Reads one word* *Predicts the entire plot, setting, theme* *Analyzes the characters*

Pisces: Omg relationship goals😍