Thank chu LeonDaWolfPup6 for give me this idea and some things the signs would say. Go check them out!

Aries: "I dare you to fucking say that again!"

Taurus: *Grabs a stopwatch and starts trying to hypnotize the person* "I did not do it. Also go get me some chips"

Gemini: *Grins like a maniac* "Yeah I did, and?"

Cancer: "OH SHIT! OH SHIT! Why me? WHY ME?!"

Leo: "I'm too beautiful to go to jail!"

Virgo: "Now here's why you're wrong"

Libra: "It was Aquarius idea!"

Scorpio: *Accused of stealing Taurus food* "Oh, that's all you're accusing me of?" *Just murdered someone before this*

Sagittarius: "Can't you tell I'm innocent?" *Gives off baby face*

Capricorn: "See how much I give a damn"

Aquarius: "I have no regrets"

Pisces: *Sweet talks the person*