Aries: Shark week

   Taurus: The Red Sea

   Gemini: The uterus ninja

   Cancer: Vampire seduction

   Leo: Code red

   Virgo: Leak week

   Libra: Mother Nature's gift

   Scorpio: Satan's waterfall

   Sagittarius: The crimson wave

   Capricorn: Bloody Mary

   Aquarius: Dracula's tea bag

   Pieces: Painting the roses red