The signs as spongebob quotes:

Aries: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

Taurus: "It took three days to make that potato salad. Three days!"

Gemini: "Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word."

Cancer: "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

Leo: "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

Virgo: "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."

Libra: "Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."

Scorpio: "You just can't wait for me to die, can you?"

Sagittarius: 🎶"There's nothing on earth, like the feeling of greed."🎶

Capricorn: "F is for fire that burns down the whole town!"

Aquarius: "Imma good noddle!"

Pisces: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."