The zodiac sign's social lives:

Aries: "I choose not to have one... people are stupid anyway."

Taurus: "I'd rather hang out with my dog."

Gemini: "Eating is better than socializing!"

Cancer: "Why socialize when you could sleep instead?"

Leo: "Eh."

Virgo: "I'm not busy to waste my time on irrelevant peasants."

Libra: "I mean... I would... but, like, lazy."

Scorpio: "Does Netflix count as a social life?"

Sagittarius: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my own awesomeness."

Capricorn: "I have friends, but I would trade literally all of them for a single french fry."

Aquarius: "Wattpad's my social life!"

Pisces: "I'm the mom friend."