The signs as roasts:
Aries: "You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry."
Taurus: "You're so fat, your belt size is 'equator'."
Gemini: "You're so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to your apartment."
Cancer: "You're so short, when you sit on the floor your feet dangle."
Leo: "You're so stupid, you wait for a stop sign to say 'go'."
Virgo: "You're so ugly, you have to trick or treat over the phone."
Libra: "You're so fat, you turn the Nike swoosh into a straight line."
Scorpio: "You're so stupid, you even failed recess."
Sagittarius: "You're so fat, when you shower you feet don't get wet."
Capricorn: "You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed."
Aquarius: "You're so ugly, when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job."
Pisces: "You're so old, your birth certificate says 'Expired' on it."
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