Why the signs are still awake;

Aries: Sexting probably

Taurus: Midnight snack

Gemini: Existential crisis

Cancer: Crying over an ex

Leo: Too lazy to go to bed

Virgo: Reading fanfic

Libra: Bubble bath

Scorpio: Selling their soul to Satan

Sagittarius: Laughing astrology posts

Capricorn: Cat videos

Aquarius: Yoga

Pisces: They're asleep