Suggested by @Onyx_Vexen

Aries- Stan Marsh

Taurus- Kyle (last name too confusing lol)

Gemini- Chef

Cancer- Kenny McCormick

Leo- Eric Cartman

Virgo- Bebe Stevens

Libra- Sharon Marsh

Scorpio- Kenny McCormick

Sag- Sheila (lol long last name)

Capricorn- Token Black

Aquarius- Chef

Picses- Ms. Cartman