When Kidnapped

Aquarius: "You insecure little...you are a low life."

Pisces: *Comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*

Aries: "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus: *Bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home*

Gemini: *Is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*

Cancer: "Lmao why do you want to kidnap me?"

Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty, didn't you?"

Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me I clean."

Libra: *Engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*

Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls."

Sagittarius: *Goes along with it and escapes while they're not looking*

Capricorn: "This is not okay..."