The Signs on a Road Trip

Aries: Can you guys please be quiet?

Taurus: *Is asleep*

Gemini: Haha! Nope!

Cancer: Please lower your voice Gemini . . . Taurus is sleeping.

Leo: *Takes weird selfies*

Virgo: Why am I the one who's driving?!

Libra: Calm down, please.

Scorpio: I need to get out of here and f*** someone.

Sagittarius: We're gonna have so much fun once we arrive!!!!!

Capricorn: Yeah, fun . . .

Aquarius: *Is very disgusted*

Pisces: *Is left at home, alone*