The Signs at a Haunted House

Pisces: Let's go inside the haunted house please please please please pleeeeeease!!!

Virgo: Okay fine just shut up. Psshh I'm not nervous.

Taurus: Noooooo, I'm not going in! See? I've chained myself to this stake!

*They all go in because they don't care while Taurus keeps yelling*

*Everyone is really tense and alert*

Scorpio: RAAWWWRRRR!!! *Pops out with a scary mask*

Everyone: AHHH!!

Capricorn: Ha, I wasn't scared. *Lies*

Leo: *falls on their face*

Everyone: AHH!

Leo: How about instead of screaming you help me? Ow.

*Someone jumps out at them*

Aries: I'm sorry but that wasn't scary. You need to make some noise.

Libra: Yes like so: "RAARRRRARARAAAARARRARR!!!"

*Monster is not amused and goes away*

*They round a corner and a face pops out of a portrait*

Gemini: *punches them in the face* What? It's reflex.

*Scary thing pops out*

Cancer: *starts to scream and then silently cries while Capricorn soothes them*

Sagittarius: THIS PLACE IS SO COOL WHY CAN'T I WORK HEREEEEE?

*Thing jumps out and grazes Aquarius's shoulder*

Aquarius: THAT'S IT I'M SUEING!!! *runs the héck out of there*