The Signs at Parties

Aries: Hey guys who wants to play this new game of Scrabble I bought?

Taurus: Put down that vase that's worth like 30 bucks you f***er

Gemini: *swinging from chandelier* I CAME IN LIKE A WRRRRRREEECKING BAAALLLL

Cancer: ?!?!?! What's going on?!

Leo: Hey who wants to see me do the worm? *rolls around on the ground, tripping everybody*

Virgo: Step aside, DJ. It's my turn to spin some grooves. Wicky wicky wicky!

Libra: *Says hi to everyone*

Scorpio: Hey hot stuff wanna hook up in the closet? ;)

Sagittarius: *surrounded by a bunch of people, telling them stories*

Capricorn: I need more punch.

Aquarius: *thinking everyone they make eye contact with is the love of their life*

Pisces: Where's the weed?