What the Signs are Made of

Aries: Firecrackers

Taurus: Twinkies

Gemini: Mini marshmallows

Cancer: Tears

Leo: Mirrors

Virgo: Furniture polish

Libra: Lip gloss

Scorpio: Fake vampire fangs

Sagittarius: Headaches

Capricorn: CoffeeMate packets

Aquarius: Apple watches

Pisces: Glitter