The Signs in Prison

Aries: Always getting into fights and put in solitary

Taurus: Volunteers for kitchen duty and steals all the food

Gemini: Eventually gets in trouble for their big mouth

Cancer: Constantly writing letters home

Leo: Bribes their way out of any situation

Virgo: Acts like everyone's mother

Libra: Manipulates everyone

Scorpio: No one knows anything about them

Sagittarius: Just hangs around with everyone

Capricorn: Acclaimed gang leader and drug dealer

Aquarius: Protests

Pisces: Cries all the time