Aries ~ I hid million dollars under the...*dies*

Taurus ~ Thanks for the going away cake guys

Gemini ~ Knock knock....
Whose there!??......*dies*

Cancer ~ Some cliché movie last words

Leo ~ You should see the look on your face

Virgo ~ I wonder how many times i have ever blinked

Libra ~ lol bye

Scorpio ~ I AM READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius ~ Wait I am dying!???

Capricorn ~ Finally man this was exhausting

Aquarius ~ I see the light.......wait....That's HellFireee~~

Pieces ~ Tell my chinchilla I love him