Aries: Does it matter?
Taurus: I did it for revenge
Gemini: I need to get loose once in awhile
Cancer: I was possessed by a demon (SURE BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT)
Leo: I don't know (laughs psychotically)
Virgo: I like red
Libra: It makes feel calm?
Scorpio: (Already killed the witness) But it's fun (goes in a killing spree)
Sagittarius: Oh this is normal go somewhere else or I'll be making a SKIN MASK OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN FACE YOU UGLY BASTARD
Capricorn: (Sighs) You know Karma can sometimes be a bitch
Aquarius: Shut up for me sooner is better than later
Pisces: They said that I'm crazy (starts crying)