Aries: The Fuck is wrong with you?! Are you a dumb ass?!

Taurus: Ha... I don't eat that much... *hides a bag of chips behind them*

Gemini: Well Fuck you too

Cancer: This isn't even close! What a crappy book!

Leo: This doesn't have enough me in here! I DEMAND THIS CHAPTER BE REMADE!

Virgo: I hate this book, and the authors face

Libra: What the-?! WHAT IS THIS?! *a bunch of random curses*

Scorpio: I'm something happy? I feel offend.

Sagittarius: Can you even spell? It's Sagittarius, not Saggitarus you idiot

Capricorn: *Steam coming off from their heads* Well then

Aquarius: Not enough alien stuff. 0/10

Pisces: *sniffles* I do not cry that much! I HATE YOU!!!