Aries:Aw hell no bruh.

Taurus:I'm sorry but...

Gemini:I like you too YOU'RE LIKE MY LONG-LOST SIBLING!

Cancer:You're joking. Please say you're joking. *intense stare*

Leo:Erm. I'm taken! *grabs nearest person* This is my bae. Say hi.

Virgo:Oh, that's nice.

Libra:Well, I'm really sorry but it's just that, I don't feel the same? I'm not ready? Please don't be sad it's not you, it's me, I swear.

Scorpio:Oh. Okay. *continues doing whatever they were doing like nothing happened*

Sagittarius:Nahhh you don't like me.

Capricorn:Sorry... I like being single.

Aquarius:Well, if you don't mind being a side hoe then...

Pisces:*stares in shock* No. No. No. You can't do that. That's against the law.