1st place hoes: Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius

7th place hoes: Taurus, Gemini

Gets all the good items but still ends up losing: Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Always slips on the banana peels and fake item boxes: Cancer

Ruthless hoes who uses the blue shell no matter whose team they're on: Aries