Leo: *shouts in Aries's face* WAFFLE!!!!!

Aries: Wut?

Waffle: *appears* Did someone call my name?

Leo: O.O *faints*

Taurus: *facepalm*

Waffle: Oh, by the way . . . I AM THE MIGHT WAFFLE!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!

Gemini: But you're just a dairy/grain product.

Libra: A talking dairy/grain product.

Waffle: NOT JUST ANY TALKING DAIRY/GRAIN PRODUCT!!!! I AM THE KING OF ALL WAFFLES!!!!

Scorpio: . . . Your Waffleness?

Waffle: EXACTLY!!!!!!

Virgo: ???

Sagittarius: *gives Waffle weird look*

Aries: *busts up laughing* Y--*laughs*--Your--*laughs again*--Waffleness? *rolls on the ground laughing*

Waffle: HOW DARE YOU INSULT I, KING WAFFLE!!!!!!! *chair explodes in the background*

Virgo: O.O wut

Waffle: I SHALL RULE ALL!!!!!! *lasers shoot from eyes*

Aries: AHHHH!!!!! ATTACK OF THE WAFFLE!!!!! *hides under table* *table is turned to dust by lasers* AIIIEEEEE!!!!!!

Scorpio: *sneaks up behind Waffle with a frying pan*

Waffle: *melts a wall with lasers*

Scorpio: *raises frying pan* *slams it down on Waffle, crushing him*

Aries: THANK YOU SCORPIOOOO

Scorpio: Whatever.