Aries: Hates you but love you

Taurus: Lazy, but will do anything for that money

Gemini: Fake, but super sweet ** it's true. oops

Cancer: Smiling, but depressed

Leo: Thinks they're right, but they're really wrong

Virgo: Prude, but really wants someone to rip their clothes off

Libra: Harsh, but supportive

Scorpio: Angry, but protective

Sagittarius: Mean, but always kidding

Capricorn: Nice, but judgemental

Aquarius: Silly, but very intelligent

Pisces: Friendly, but secretly wants to murder you.