Okay, so don't read this one if you get offended easily. I just found it and thought is was a funny one so I went for it. Don't get mad, it's all for laughs!

Aries: Selfish Prick

Taurus: Stubborn Asshole

Gemini: Annoying Attention- Whore

Cancer: Moody Jerk

Leo: Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo: Neurotic Bitch

Libra: Flaky Derelict

Scorpio: Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius: Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn: Greedy Emo

Aquarius: Perverted Psychopath

Pisces: Whiny Bimbo