Hahahahahahaha ya know whats coming

Characters:
Beebo- Michael
Every other member of Panic!- Jeremy
Gee- Drunk girl
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I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest emo tour of the year
i could stay right here or disappear
and nobody'd even notice at all

i'm a creeper in a bathroom cause my buddies kinda left me alone
but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
and pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine
when i was 1/4 of a band
and through no fault of mine
there's no other 75% there

Now I'm just
Beebo in the bathroom
Beebo in the bathroom at Warped Tour

Forget how long its been
I'm just Beebo in the bathroom
Beebo in the bathroom at Warped Tour

No, you can't come in
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
and picking at grout while I softly grieve

I'm just
Beebo who you somewhat know
Beebo flying solo
Beebo in the band by himself
All by himself

I am hiding,
but they're out there
Just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased
And I'll get replaced with a newer cooler version of me

And I hear a wild Gee
Singing along to MCR through the door
"Well my gun fires seven different colors of shit!"
And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
Now there's no one to listen to MCR with anymore

now its just
Beebo in the bathroom
Beebo in the bathroom at Warped Tour

I have regret the beers
Beebo in the bathroom
Beebo in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need
'Til my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed
Or something in my eye

I'm just Beebo
Who you kinda know
Beebo flyin' solo
Beebo in the band by himself

Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks they left me here alone

Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this teenage [*cough* Teenagers scare the living shit out of me] battlezone

Clang, clang, clang, clang
i feel the pressure blowing up
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up

Splash, splash, splash, splash
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore

And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clear
And there's no denying

I'm just Beebo
at Warped Tour
Is there a sadder sight
mmmmmmmmmm
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Beebo in the bathroom at Warped Tour
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home instead
Watching cable porn

Or wish I forgave myself instead
Wish I had never sang

I'm just Beebo
Who's a loner
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser
God he's such a loser

Beebo flying solo
Who you think that you know
Beebo in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
All by himself

When all you know about me
is my forehead
Awesome Tour
I'm so glad I came

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(to the tune of Misery Business) 🎶 I'm in the business of sad oneshots let's take it from the tøp.🎶

Ahhh, instead of interacting with people, I'm on Wattpad where I truly belong. It's my purpose in life.

I just want to say thank y'all again for 100 followers! Thank you all so much! Merci!

I'm just going to keep writing random stuff until I reach 666 words.

Banana

Apple

Bacon

MCR was an idea not a band

Beebos forehead is one of the world's greatest mysteries

That latest Fall Out Boy vid was so fucking weird

Thanks Pete

I memed a meme in days gone byyyyy

I'm
A
Goner
Somebody
Catch
My
Breath
*floats into the void and meets Dan Howell*