"ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ"

Bold = Giyū
Shinobu = Italic

Incoming Call
• Shinobu •

"Giyū you can't deny it anymore,you are rich."

"Is this about the perfume?"

"Yes, of course it's about the perfume Giyū, limited, only 20 pairs, OF COURSE IT IS!"

"I got it for my sister but she and her husband had also bought one, I just gifted it to you."

"Well you did something right for once, somehow my Giyū also used the male cologne and now everyone thinks we are a couple."

"How do they figure that out?"

"They have the same base Giyū. Our colleague questioned us about the perfume, but we didn't say anything."

"And here I can tell you don't mind at all."

"Hehe, I am matching with my crush, what can I complain about?"

"What if he thinks you are using it with your boyfriend? Or what if he is using it with his girlfriend?"

"No,no, let me dream."

"What if I met your Giyū while I was purchasing the perfume? I did see a good looking couple."

"Giyū,Stop it!"

"Calm down I was kidding."

"Perhaps you should be a scriptwriter, quit your job."

"Excuse you, I am completely content with my job."

"Yeah maybe not, if you become famous who will I talk to?"

"Your Giyū pfft."

"Stop the tease, my sister has been grinning at me the whole time."

"You're with your sister?"

"Yes, I'm accompanying her to the doctors for her checkup, she's 3 months pregnant now."

"Send my congratulations to her."

"I will. I think I'll hang up now it's her turn, bye."

"Later."

beep...beep

Also did you know the reason Kanae is grinning at Shinobu is because she knows that she is talking to actual Tomioka Giyū, the person Giyū called in chapter 27 when Shinobu was drunk is Kanae.

"ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ ᴏɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ"