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Laura's first Quest.

This is a referenced and I'll be hella surprised if you get this:

*Noms that sh- apart—*

Look what you married in the the future—

He do be doing the splits though. 😳
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You know what? Don't bother reading all of this.

How did this happen?
So Laura signed the contract and they teleported them to where the galaxy is. Realized they had an outfit that makes them not do the float. there was a sad potato sack, they tried to Comfort them but they be sad for no f—
But the sad thing asked for a story and he went "hhhhHJJJJJEHSJAJWJJSSJKSJSSKKSSJS"

But here's the story:

"There was depressed boy who didn't have too many friends, though he was in a rich family, he still felt lonely and don't know why he brings out his anger on others. But he was especially annoyed and can't stand this one puta always chasing him and taunting him, But one day, the boy met another, at first the boy was a dick to him, but he finally calmed down. They talked, the boy asked him about *insert famous show* surprisingly, he knows about that show and he's also watches it when he's feeling down. They started to play the ABC game, how it works is they both say things they like that starts with it. (Example; M - Memes.) and surprised, surprised, they both have the same interests in everything they said that starts with the letter. They started hang out, became close best friends. But the boy's problem is that his friend keeps getting girls all up on him, his friend thought they were just being too friendly, but the boy was pissed, not because the girls are more giving his friend more attention, but he wanted his friend all to himself. The girls finally noticed the boy, they started to took an interest in him, the boy was very comfortable and just wanted to be with his best friend. But before he could go to his best friend, he was drowning and seeing his friend fading away.
Months pasted by, the uncomfortableness and overwhelming attention didn't happened often anymore but he was still traumatized. But at least he could still spend his times with his best friend, right? Well. that one day has come. His best friend called him on the phone, telling the boy to meet him at his house because it was important. The boy did come of course, but when he got there, he saw his best friend and his parents packing their stuff and putting it in the car. The boy was confused for a moment but hoped that they weren't leaving, but oh-hOOoOoO he was so wrong. The boy asked what's going on, his best friend told him he's moving to an opposite country from here because they can't stand the neighbors anymore. Boy was devastated, but tried to act like he's calm, before his parents where finished, the boy confessed his true feelings about his best friend and all the positive things he couldn't do for other people—
His best friend didn't know what to say at first, but replied to boy that he's flattered but he doesn't feel the same way about a boy and likes someone else already. The boy felt like he was tied to a tree and someone saying "ready? Aim..fire!!!" And everything explodes. The boy understood but still felt sad. His parents were done, they got in the car waiting for his son to finish saying goodbye to the boy, before he got in, his best friend gave him a heart-shaped locket necklace so he wouldn't forget the times they did together. Best friend got in and so the car drives away, fading. So as he."

"And then what?" Asked the sad sh—

"That's it, isn't obvious?" Replied Chris.

"That's awful!..."

"À̴͍̦̓̚n̵͓̩͗́d̶̛̖ ̷̢̛̮̯̒v̵̩̥̩̆̃e̸̢̻͑̋ͅŕ̶̢̌y̴͍̝͗̑͜ ̵͙̞̮̐͗i̵͙̪̐͂̌n̵̠͋́̿ẗ̶͓̳̝́̆͋e̷̬͕̪͌̎́r̴̦͗͜e̴̪͋ś̷̼̗̳t̵͉̄͐͜i̵̢͎̱̓̕͠n̵̪͛̾g̵̢͖̊͘.̸̱̠͘.̴̨͇͇͝.̸̮̬̈́͑̆"

Boom the sad little sh- has turned into a 2737288292829191919910101 inched monster that was supposed to be requested to begone and that was literally the main quest they had to do. The monster thing was also talking sh- about fairytale and stories—

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But they did be able to destroy it. Portal Spond above them and money be flying down slowly.

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All this is referenced by this:

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That's the dam Puppycat that most of ya'll didn't kno—
Watch it, it's epic and gave me hella ideas.

Crediting is important kids.

-3
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No formats today I'm tired and lazy—
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