Hipster: *sitting in bathtub*

A Roach: HIYA BITCH

Hipster: -girly scream covering self and backing in a small area in the tub*

Roach: I'm going to lay my eggs here now if that's okay

Hipster; NO!!....ITS NOT

Roach: to bad I didn't ask

Hipster: b-but you diddddd

Roach: I changed my mind

Hipster: *whimpers * Are you gonna leave my water is getting cold

Roach: .....Nope

Hipster : f-fuck you -w-

Roach: I'm evil >:3