Hipster : *looking around * uhhhhh wow I see ......blurryyyyyy

DE: *pats him * your okay

Hipster: I see balls!

DE: huh?

Hipster: bouncing balls! *gasp*  eeeeewhshs

DE: please stop talking about balls

Hipster: whaaaaaaaeeeeeeooioool

DE: its gross

Hipster: *blinks smacking lips *  fluffy balls!

DE: oh lord help meeee

Hipster: *looks at him* hey~

DE: what?

Hipster: I like ......I like.....ohhhhhhh heheheh *chuckles coughing*

DE: QwQ someone save me