McGonagall: Do you know why you are here?

Marauders: *shake heads*

McGonagall: Mr Snape is in the infirmary and you four are going to tell me exactly what happened.

Remus: For all we know he just slipped down the stairs..

James: Tragic, really.

Sirins: If I get my hands on the cruel banana peel responsible of this, I promise you Professor, I'll avenge him

McGonagall: Mr Pettigrew? Any other intelligent remark?

Peter: I think we should also include wet bar soaps in our researches