I'm just gonna put this quick warning here:

1) Some of these quotes contain coarse language and... other... interesting... words. If you're (for some reason, even though it's technically illegal, because this site is R13) under 13, or are lucky enough to still be in possession of most of your innocence, I would leave now, or read at your own risk. I DO HAVE the mature rating button on, so you should not have any logical reason to report this book. LOL.

2) Be aware that you may not leave this book with all of your sanity intact. Once you read these quotes, you can not unread them. They will be in some corner of your slowly decaying mind for the rest of your life. You're welcome.

3) These are hilarious!!! But that is their only purpose. This book is for laughs, nothing more, so pleaseeeee don't actually take the advice given in any of these quotes... unless I say so.

4) PLEASE DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR REPOST THESE, UNLESS I GIVE YOU PERMISSION.

Let the unfathomable amount of craziness proceed!!!

Mewtwocool, out ;)