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username suddenly im asthmatic

username mommy? sorry-

dylanobrien i am actually speechless
lavvie that's a first

dylanobrien MY WIFE EVERYONE SHE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS
username AGREE YOU LUCKY MAN

username im gay im gay im gay

shelleyhennig lavender anne you're perfect wtf
lavvie no u babe

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dylanobrien time to blow some shit up

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username lavvie is sprinting home
lavvie full fast and furious in this mf

lavvie as long as you clean up..
dylanobrien we willlllll

username dylan and rory being left alone together is like lavvie and shelley being alone together.. pure chaos

username her little lab coat🥺
dylanobrien she needed to look official

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lavvie

love sick loser
what'd you do

lavvie
wym whatd i do?
i thought it was funny
and true;)

love sick loser
last time you randomly sent me a meme
like that it was bc you broke the
coffee table (which i still don't fully understand
how)
so lav, what'd you do

lavvie
yknow how you're always
saying you wanna fix up the jeep
and start driving it

love sick loser
yeah?

lavvie
now is your chance! :)

love sick loser
lavender..
what did you do

lavvie
IT WAS A CAT
IT JUST JUMPED INTO THE ROAD
AND I DIDNT WANNA HIT IT
SO INSTEAD I
MAYBESORTATOTALEDYOURCAR

love sick loser
WHAT???

lavvie
yep
totally totaled

love sick loser
are you okay?

lavvie
yeah
but the car is not

love sick loser
idgaf about the car
as long as you're okay

lavvie
the cats alive

love sick loser
thats good baby

lavvie
im really sorry about the car

love sick loser
i have insurance
idk how good it is for sparing the life of a cat
but id rather it the car than you
bc you, i dont think i have insurance on

lavvie
prenup😩

love sick loser
not funny
how are you getting home

lavvie
big tow truck man
i feel like im in the beginning of a porno

love sick loser
so you're panicking

lavvie
im not panicking
howd you know

love sick loser
because i married a woman who instead
of panicking like a normal person
you start to think of everything as if its
a start of a porno

lavvie
maybe i need to go back to therapy
bc i can see how that's weird
its not always pornos though

love sick loser
do not do a peter griffin impersonation

lavvie
you're no fun