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lavvie
guess who's enrolled in pre-k!!

silly willy
MY NIECE??

lavvie
no dumbass i enrolled myself

other lover
OMG
BIG GIRL THINGS
did you cry

harold
I'm wanting to cry thinking about it

lavvie
oh i ugly sobbed
but dylan..
he's still crying

love sick loser
thats my little girl :(
she's growing up too fast

lavvie
dw you still have 15 years until
she gets sick of us and moves off to college

love sick loser
THATS TOO SOON

lavvie
what are you gonna do when we have another?
you can't possibly expect them all to
stay babies forever

love sick loser
i can and i will
and another?

silly willy
did you get her into that private school?

lavvie
yeah
stg im not paying for college
this was bout as expensive as
tuition

love sick loser
all so they can learn the alphabet

lavvie
its a bit more advanced than that
babe but sure
also if anyone notices rory beginning
to actually like a prep schools brat
knock some sense into her

harold
She's three?

other lover
lavvie has this chronic fear that rory
is going to turn all regina george from how
much we spoil her
and from private school

lavvie
its not a bad fear
i do not need my child being a bitch when she
grows up

love sick loser
so don't let her grow up

silly willy
with you two? i doubt maturity levels
are the last thing on her list

lavvie
rude
we're mature
we just know how to have fun

love sick loser
eh

other lover
you sent me a video of you laughing
the other night because dylan farted in
his sleep

lavvie
so what? i cant think farts are funny?

silly willy
you're 28 they shouldn't be the thing
that makes you go off like a car alarm

love sick loser
now im embarrassed
shelley that wasn't needed to be shared

silly willy
and dylan, you're 31 you don't need to
be embarrassed of your farts
god what is this gc
i have worse problems than this

other lover
:(
im sorry will

silly willy
its fine
im fine
just gonna go out for a bit

lavvie
<3

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shelleyhennig is this you.. saying youd like to cheat on dylan with me? like.. rn?
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