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hoemies

lavvie
so like...
who wants to come help me pack
all our shit to take to the new house?

giraffe man
i will

other lover
omw
i have like a million boxes
time to put them to use

tommy
shelley you're a hoarder

other lover
shut it man child

tpose 🥱
im free

lavvie
i could use all the help i can get at this point
im trying to get everything gone asap

lover <3
i wish i was there to help :(

giraffe man
you're still filming?

lover <3
wrapping up as we speak
one week left and I'll be back home

other lover
good.
but in the meantime, im sleeping with
your with

lover <3
in what way are we talking?

lavvie
either way duh

lover <3
oh yeah?
and how would jade feel about that

other lover
shut up dyldo
or i will do your wife
and she'll love it

lavvie
i mean..
we all know i would either way

lover <3
sometimes i want to make supervised
hangouts with you both
😐

other lover
you hear that lav?
he wants to watch us

lavvie
dyl
you dirty dirty man
maybe we'll record it

giraffe man
if it leaks you can make BANK

other lover
oh we're going full kardashian

lover <3
more like lav and i but okayyy

tpose🥱
WAIT
does that mean..
you and lavvie have a sex tape

lavvie
no
we're not stupid

lover <3
lavender..

lavvie
OKAY WE ARE STUPID
but sometimes its just
wait
im leaving bc this is private information

giraffe man
you better hope that shit doesn't
get leaked

lover <3
🤷‍♂️

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