ཾ. ·˚ ༘ 𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 . ➶°⁂💄
𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 -ˋˏ 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠 ˎˊ-

ɴᴏᴡ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ: 𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗘 — 𝖣𝖨𝖤 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖸𝖤𝖣 𝖮𝖱 𝖫𝖨𝖵𝖤 𝖫𝖮𝖭𝖦 𝖤𝖭𝖮𝖴𝖦𝖧 𝖳𝖮 𝖲𝖤𝖤 𝖸𝖮𝖴𝖱𝖲𝖤𝖫𝖥 𝖡𝖤𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖤 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖸𝖤𝖱
. ·˚ ༘･☆: *･ﾟ:* ･💄✮: * ･ﾟ❦:*➶°⁂
❝ 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚡 𝚒𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎. ❞

ཾ. ·˚ ༘  𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄 . ➶°⁂•*
≫·˚ ༘ ────── ☽ * ➶💄°⁂ ˚ ☾ ────── ·˚ ༘ ≪

                                 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 15, 2023. 1:22𝘱𝘮
𝖎𝖓𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌!

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masonmount  from year 11, to when you first got signed, to when i scored my hat trick, to turks and caicos celebrating another year of you. everything you've got so far in terms and life and your career you've deserved it,, and everything you want and need in a man i'm prepared to give you. ale, hope you have the best birthday ever beautiful. trust me when i say it's only getting started.

𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

jesselingard  awwww you little beg 🥹
⤷user1  jesse you are so rude!!
⤷user2  @user1 it's cah he wants her
⤷jesselingard  @user2 now THAT is ☝🏽... true actually! 😄🤷🏽‍♂️
⤷user3  @jesselingard this guy man 💀

user4  FINALLY the man joli has been wanting and NEEDING.
⤷user5  only 8 years of friendship later 😅

jazbenham  mason you little sap!! 😂🥺 happy birthday to my sister!! ❤️
⤷user6  jaz's stamp of approval? yh they're a THING thing
⤷user7  @user6 they grew up together before that 😂😂
⤷thejolichen  love you jaz!! ❤️

thejolichen  you got me choking up on this plane rn 🥹 so appreciative and happy i've had you in my life for so long mase, thankyou for everything. ❤️‍🩹
⤷user8  GOD SHES NO LONGER A CITY GURL 😩😩
⤷masonmount  anything for you... you alr knew that tho ❤️‍🩹
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⤷user9  @masonmount Jesus i've seen what you've done for others... and i would like the same done for me. amen. 🙏🏻

user10 okay this is actually the cutest thing i've ever seen. the way he's looking at her in the first photo?!! wtf!!
⤷user11 he's wanted her from the start my man manifested this
⤷user12 the tom holland effect 😍😍😍

ameliadimz  you guys are the cutest! ❤️
⤷user13  shoulda went on a chicken shop date w him earlier amelia... this coulda been you styll 🤷🏾‍♀️
⤷user14  @user13 let him cook...

bukayosaka7 you wet guy 💀💀💀💀 (this is actually very cute and i actually said 'aw' out loud)
⤷user15 MUSH 😭😭😭😭
⤷masonmount glad you told the truth there

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theshadeborough  First off, we want to again wish the lovely #Jolichen a happy birthday! Alright now that's out of the way, can we discuss the fact that pro baller #MasonMount has taken the rapper to Turks and Caicos for a surprise holiday! Don't think a certain co-worker of Mount's is going to be happy seeing this. Residents, what are your thoughts?

𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

user1 this is why i listen to bitches like joli... in hopes i can play a nigga the way she does
⤷user2 THIS >>>>>
⤷user3 true tho lmaoooo she's such a boss 😭

nellarose ugh guys this is supposed to be about my girl's bday 🙄... *twerks vigorously from excitement*
⤷user4 NOW ORNELLA ROSE- 🫵🏿
⤷user5 nella you're so stupid i swear 💀

user6 imagine switching out a pro baller for ANOTHER pro baller 😂
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declanrice i'm not involved but BIG UP MASON (reminder i'm not involved in this at all i just kick a ball about guys)
⤷user7 you lot i think he's not involved-
⤷user8 declan sitting on his sofa w a tub of popcorn rn

chunkz love island and now THIS? nah i'm getting FED
⤷user9 mad phrasing there pal
⤷user10 @user9 make fun of my baby again i have ur ip address i'll litch put a bomb in ur yard
⤷user11 @user10 right then which one of chunkz's goons got an insta burner
⤷user12 @user9 U CANT CHAT ABT CHUNKZ WHEN U LOOK LIKE DOBBY OFF HARRY POTTER
⤷user13 @user12 DOBBY LMAOOOOO

madders ouuuuu he called her darlin 👀
⤷benchilwell little instigating bastard 🤣
⤷madders @benchilwell funny tho innit 💀💀💀

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thejolichen the birthday baby! 💝

𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

📌 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱
masonmount different 😮‍💨 happy birthday beautiful ❤️
⤷user1 UGH I LOVE HIM
⤷thejolichen thankyou bub 😘

user2 ISSA REAL BAD BITCHS BIRTHDAY
⤷user3 PERIOD

harrykane happy birthday! ❤️
⤷thejolichen thankyou harry much love! 🫶🏽

tashaghouri happy birthday to my ANGEL!! 😍😍🥹✨
⤷user4 tasha acc has a heart of gold idc
⤷thejolichen love you endlessly tash ❣️

user5 shitting on ur ex in the sexiest way possible
⤷user6 don't wanna be THAT guy but not everything is abt jude
⤷user7 @user6 nah chat ur shit. its her bday and you think she gives a fuck abt sum ratty boy? who was NEVUR her boyfriend
⤷user6 @user7 exactly. why do ppl think girls always do shit for a nigga she's looking good for herself today 💅🏾

flomillishit happy birthday babygorllll 😘
⤷thejolichen thanks flo flo

bukayosaka7 my sis is really getting old wow 🥹 nah but real shit go crazy shlime,, it's your day fr 🐍💚
⤷user8 this friendship >>>>
⤷thejolichen will forever love and appreciate ur friendship shlime 💚🐍
⤷thejolichen i'm not that old tho so watch it pls 😑

centralcee happy birthday darlin
⤷user9 LOLLLLL HES PLOTTING
⤷user10 @user9 INNIT 🤣🤣🤣
⤷thejolichen thankyou 🫶🏽

indiyahp I LOVE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER ❤️❤️
⤷thejolichen i love you so much girl,, thankyou for all the love

user11 jude at home rn knowing he can't 'happy birthday' his way back in joli's life: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
⤷user12 LMFAOOOOO WHAT
⤷user13 @user12 got the bastard blocked hasn't she 🤣 she spoke on it on her spam
⤷user14 @user13 as he should tbf like you alr know he woulda come w some backhanded energy aimed at mase

declanrice happy birthday love! hope this day treats you as good as you've treated me. you deserve it all!
⤷user15 this man is a national treasure icl
⤷thejolichen dec 🥹 i love you

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jobesbigbro she would've flown in a private jet filled wit roses and not first class on fucking easyjet she was fuckin with me... just letting you all know dat

𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

user1 cl jude you're catching fucking strays here 😭
⤷user2 doing it to himself and everyting 💀 swear he acts like he don't care but wtf is this

chillyman  guys look! someone's being pissy they didn't get invited to caicos! 😂🫵🏻 @professorsaka @grealo @theweva @riceball
⤷user3 BEN 💀💀💀 you absolute menace
⤷professorsaka lolllll what a bitch 😂🫵🏿
⤷riceball  he's mad he's facing the consequences of his own actions 😂🫵🏻
⤷theweva  deep who he did this to i would never fumble someone so leng 😂🫵🏽
⤷mrgrealish  forgot what we was laughing at him for 😂🫵🏻
⤷user4  nah this is actual bullying now

user5  easyjet is a bit of a stretch now 💀💀💀💀
⤷user6  word like madrid want this man he needs to chill
⤷jobesbigbro  still flights thru terminal 4 heathrow tho
⤷user7  @jobesbigbro sim petty guy bruv

user8  even joli don't bitch like this and that's a whole female 😂😂😂 cmon now bellingham
⤷user9  nah this is the comment 👏🏽

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐒𝐊𝐈 .
splitting ale's birthday into
two parts bc i got to writing
and accidentally made things
so messy that it's just too much
info for the brain to handle in
one chapter alone. but trust me,
it's good. it's currently 4am and
i can't sleep, everything is written
better when its 4am and you can't
sleep okay? but i couldn't imagine
being jude 💀 everyone's at a party
you didn't get invited to and the
host is someone that stole your girl
that isn't even your girl bc you
fumbled her LOLLLL MY NIGGA
IS CATCHING STRAYS!!

THANKYOU GUYS
OH SO MUCH FOR
6K!! i rlly hope you guys
are loving this book so
far,, the support means
the absolute world to
me! <4