ཾ. ·˚ ༘  𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 . ➶°⁂💄
𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 -ˋˏ 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠 ˎˊ-

ɴᴏᴡ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ: 𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗘 — 𝖣𝖨𝖤 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖸𝖤𝖣 𝖮𝖱 𝖫𝖨𝖵𝖤 𝖫𝖮𝖭𝖦 𝖤𝖭𝖮𝖴𝖦𝖧 𝖳𝖮 𝖲𝖤𝖤 𝖸𝖮𝖴𝖱𝖲𝖤𝖫𝖥 𝖡𝖤𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖤 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖸𝖤𝖱
. ·˚ ༘･☆: *･ﾟ:* ･💄✮: * ･ﾟ❦:*➶°⁂
❝ 𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚏𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚜. ❞

ཾ. ·˚ ༘ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐗 . ➶°⁂•*
≫·˚ ༘ ────── ☽ * ➶💄°⁂ ˚ ☾ ────── ·˚ ༘ ≪

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𝖎𝖓𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗄𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍.

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rihannassisterrealnojoke i'm in my MOOD

♫ in ha mood - exis7ence (Contains music from: In Ha Mood — Ice Spice)

icespicee  a real baddie 😍
𝟣𝗁 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 ♥️ 𝟣𝟢𝟢𝟤
𝗩𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 (𝟮𝟬𝟭) ⌄

↳ user1  IM DA BIGGEST MUNCH I PROMISE U
↳ rihannassisterrealnojoke  love u isisss 😚
↳ user2 ► rihannassisterrealnojoke alr give us a collab den 🤗

user3  jude is too lucky fam 😩😩😩😩
𝟦𝟧𝗆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 ♥️ 𝟨𝟧𝟫
𝗩𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 (𝟯𝟴) ⌄

↳ user4 this i could never let a jawn this sweet go bmt
↳ user5 ► user4 i would leave myself if a man ever referred to me as a "jawn" 🤥
↳ user4 ► user5 then what on earth are they calling you? bc on my life no one's calling u sweet 🤫
↳ user6 ► user5 FINISHED ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

user7  me > jude
𝟣𝗁 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 ♥️ 𝟩
𝗩𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 (𝟱𝟱) ⌄

↳ user8 @user9 as if 😭😭😭😭
↳ user9 ► user8 annnnnd he's single x
↳ user10 ► user9 RAHHHH GOT CAUGHT OUT BY HIS GIRL 😭😭😭😭

judebellingham  😍
𝟤𝟣𝗆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 ♥️ 𝟤𝟥𝟣𝟣
𝗩𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 (𝟴𝟵) ⌄

↳ user10 you belong with me babe 😍😍😍
↳ user11 ► user10 taylor swift i love ur work omg
↳ user12 he didn't even get a reply... or even one simple double tap of the comment... i'd be pissed
↳ user13 uh hello??? @rihannassisterrealnojoke ur man is here

adeolapatronne pretty asf
𝟧𝗆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 ♥️ 𝟣𝟢
𝗩𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 (𝟯) ⌄

↳ rihannassisterrealnojoke  all you my darling 😊
↳ user14  how did she reply to adeola in like five minutes but not jude 😭😭😭
↳ user15 ► user14 as innnn 💀 d'you see me yh i would be pissed

𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟣𝟣:𝟦𝟤𝗉𝗆

jude
why is joli not
speaking to me

    why is joli not
    speaking to me
╭—————— reply
starboy 💫
anyways guys did you
know that on the pop
smoke song 'what you
know about love' it
samples 'differences'
by ginuwine

starboy 💫
and on the song 'legend'
by drake it samples 'so
anxious' by ginuwine

starboy 💫
gosh they love off my
nigga genuine innit? 😅

    gosh they love off my
    nigga genuine innit? 😅
╭—————— reply
razz kartel 🇯🇲
but why saka

    but why saka
╭—————— reply
starboy 💫
oh it's bc i don't answer
stupid questions raheem

oh it's bc i don't answer
stupid questions raheem
reply ——————╮
jude
what'd you even mean

    what'd you even mean
╭—————— reply
deccers
you're trending on
twitter rn you pillock

grealo
wait i'm lost...

    wait i'm lost...
╭—————— reply
top scouser 💪🏽
yeah course
you are mate. idiot.

jude
whoaaaa backtrack
backtrack

jude
why am i trending
on twitter?

     why am i trending
     on twitter?
╭—————— reply
starboy 💫
anyway 😂 ANYWAY 👀

     why is joli not
     speaking to me
╭—————— reply
reecy pieces
so you tried
talking to her....

     so you tried
     talking to her....
reply ——————╮
jude
yh. TRIED.

jude
but look at
what she said

image
╭—————— reply
jlingz
LONG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

     image
╭—————— reply
meek meals
that 'stfu' was very
very personal me thinks

jude
sorry thing 1 and 2

jlingz
this is my chance if she's
fully done with you

      this is my chance if she's
      fully done with you
╭—————— reply
starboy 💫
nah her type isn't
lightskin briefcases

     nah her type isn't
     lightskin briefcases
╭—————— reply
jlingz
she was fucking
on jude ofc it is

she was fucking
on jude ofc it is
reply ——————╮
jude
chill on that
past tense talk

she was fucking
on jude ofc it is
reply ——————╮
jude
i'll js get her a birkin
and she won't be pissed
no more i'm just
overthinking

     i'll js get her a birkin
     and she won't be pissed
     no more i'm just
     overthinking
╭—————— reply
deccers
so you HAVENT been
on twitter AT ALL yet?

    so you HAVENT been
    on twitter AT ALL yet?
╭—————— reply
philly
doesn't even need to
pal 😂 it's even reached
shade borough

     doesn't even need to
     pal 😂 it's even reached
     shade borough
╭—————— reply
meek meals
yeaaaaa say goodbye
to her mate 👍🏽

     doesn't even need to
     pal 😂 it's even reached
     shade borough
╭—————— reply
grealo
and where have you been

philly
twitter threads make
you get lost bro

philly
but anyways yh joli's
using ur voicemail in
the intro to her next
song as we speak

but anyways yh joli's
using ur voicemail in
the intro to her next
song as we speak
reply ——————╮
jude
wait what

    wait what
╭—————— reply
top scouser 💪🏽
do we have to do
everything ourselves
nate

    wait what
╭—————— reply
top scouser 💪🏽
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theshadeborough Residents... it's all gone tits up. Love Island contestant #Antigoni posted a cute couple on her story early on today. But obviously, we all did a double take when we saw who Love Island runner-up #GemmaOwen was kissing. Yes, footballer #JudeBellingham, who was only just seen having dinner with rapper #Jolichen a few days ago! What do we think guys? 👀

𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

user1 you already kno tsb are in their big bag look at the likes onnit 😭
⤷user2  and will be for a while yk the author is on fuckeries 24/7
⤷sitchski  @user2 keep quiet... but you already KNOWWW 😜😜😜

user3  but then if i say lightskin men are the devil they'll call me colourist 🤷🏾‍♀️
⤷user4  IJBOL
⤷user5  but they keep proving itttt 💯💯💯

user6  @judebellingham don't go in twitter... it's bad for you rn fam
⤷user7  BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
⤷user8  start tweeting at us abt mental health and shit fam don't let him see
⤷user9  @user8 my lungs 💀💀💀

user10  such an ashewo this guy
⤷user11  MHMMMM NO GO FI TAKE BULLSHIT 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
⤷user12  @user11 amen pastor!!

user13  ALBUM SOON COME 😆😆😆 GOD IS SO GOOD ALL GLORY TO HIM
⤷user14  VIOOOO SHES HURTING RN
⤷user15  be calm pls be calm 😭😭😭

user16  all for gemma owen... say nuttin 🫤
⤷user17  innit playing checkers not knowing you should be playing chess my guy 😴
⤷user18  @user17 explained it perfectly bro

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐒𝐊𝐈 .
and here's where it begins slut
faces. get ready for bullshit upon
bullshit i'm just excited now. oh
yeah and thankyou so much for
2k so far!! i'm really glad you
guys like this book i love you
guys oh so much ❤️‍🩹