What the fuck possessed Alma to stand up for the bitch she hated more the anything?

To tell you the truth, she didn't even know really. But something about hearing Maddy cry out as the got her sweatshirt cut off of her struck some type of nerve in Alma. Almas uncle was a police officer, she'd bring him lunch sometimes when she didn't have anything else to do. And considering she was grounded, until it was night and she'd sneak her phone, that's what she ended up doing.

"Ma'am, you aren't allowed back here." the police office spoke as Alma hit the door violently from the other side.

"Do you have any clue how fucked up you are!" Alma called to the detective who pulled Maddys sweatshirt off now and grabbed the camera, "She told you to stop! How are you any better then the dick who did that to her!"

"Alma!" Arvin, Almas uncle, looked down the hallway after her shouts echoed through out the station, "What the hell are you doing?"

"This place is such bullshit." Alma spoke to him with a harsh glare, "I hope you're really proud of the system you work for. You have no clue what it would feel like to be in her position."

And she stormed out, Maddy heard the entire thing, and to be honest, she'd never heard Alma say more then four words in her entire life.

"I mean, what do I even say to that? She just left me there and was so mean today!" Ethan explained as him and Alma road home together after school, a daily routine they fell into, "Like, so, so mean."

"Sounds mean." Alma agreed after he told her about the story with Kat in class today, "Are you sure you didn't say something to hurt her feelings? I mean, you're one of the few good ones of the opposite sex, but you still have the male chromosome."

Ethan gave her a minor look of defense, "First, thank you. Second, fuck you. And third, no, I can't think of anything I said. We were having fun, she was laughing and seemed really glad to hang out with me. Then everything just changed and she left. Not to mention you left. All the woman in my life left me last night."

"Okay, I left because I was dying and my mom would definitely be grounded me for a life time if she walked into my room and saw I wasn't there." Alma defended herself as she pulled down their road, "Maybe Kat got the feeling like you were trying to fuck her so she left."

"What?" Ethan gave a crazy look.

"What?" Alma repeated him with a odd look, "You are trying to do that, aren't you?"

"Well, I mean-" he stumbled slightly as she laughed, "It's not my first priority. Definitely not last night either, I was just having a good time with her."

Alma gave him a grin, "Aw, Ethan, you are one of the good ones of the opposite sex."

"I hate you." Ethan rolled his eyes playfully, "Maybe I did give that vibe off a little bit. I probably scared her away."

"What do you usually do when you're trying to give someone sex eyes? Do you just go in with it or do you hint at it? She probably definitely thought you were hinting at it." Alma confirmed for Ethan with a nod, glancing over when she received nothing but silence. Alma had to laugh loudly when she saw Ethan's embarrassed face, "Ethan, are you a virgin?!"

"Alma, stop." he whined with a huff, "I'm never riding with you again. Shouldn't you be giving me sex advice instead of laughing at me?"

"Sex advice? Why would I know anything about that?" Alma gave a snort, glancing over when he was silent again. Ethan gapped at her, opening his mouth and shutting it again, "What?"

"I just thought-" he began, stumbling big time as Alma gave a look of disbelief.

"Do you believe those rumors?" she shouted defensively his way.

"No!" Ethan yelled quickly with wide eyes, "No, no, never! I just figured because you're, like, attractive and stuff."

Alma shrugged, "So are you and you're a virgin too."

"Yeah but we're like on different levels of attractiveness." Ethan waved her off, "If people didn't hate you so much, you'd be popular because you're so hot. I'd be like to dark horse that's kinda attractive in certain lighting."

"Not true." Alma pointed out as she stopped infront of his house, "Really, though. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, especially in high school. If you wanna have sex with Kat, just do your research."

"Research?" he asked her with a odd look.

"About the female body." Alma pointed out, leaning against the car, "Don't watch porn, it's really inaccurate. You're not gonna get a chick to orgasm with only enter course, they lie on there."

"Duh, i'm not an idiot." Ethan spoke casually, and it took her by surprise, "Obviously everyone knows that you have to pay attention to the clitoris for a while, usually around twenty minutes, but it's different for everyone."

Alma gapped at him, her mouth slightly open.

"Am I wrong?" be asked her.

"No." Alma shook her head, "No, you're weirdly correct."

Ethan flashed her a grin, "See you in the morning?"

"Mhm." she hummed as he got out, shutting the door. Alma let a breath, she didn't realize she was holding, go.

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kylie speaks

it's always the awkward
boys that know the womans
body best.