Moxxie holds a mug as Loona texts on her phone, Ezra reading a book, "You know, I checked the scale today." he inhales, "And it said I lost two pounds this week."

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone.

"Right?" Ezra looks at him up and down in boredom.

Moxxie looks annoyed, "I. Am not. FAT!"

The front door is kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily, "Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!" Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on it disturbing Loona and scaring Ezra.

Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout.

Moxxie looks at her, disturbed, "Millie, honey. Is everything okay?" Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.

"Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex." Millie said as her tail twitches

"Oh! Oh..." Moxxie said

"He just kept going on about how he has money now, and "a bright future," and "a bigger cock"." Millie puts her knife away.

"Wait, what?" Moxxie asked

"Gross." Ezra said

Millie raises her voice, "Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—" Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.

"What the fuck is all this noise?" Blitzo asked as he and Violet came out of the office

"Yeah keep it down, we got a client!' Violet said

"Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-" Moxxie holds a photo of two imps in horse suits kissing, "what is this?"

"Dude, what is it with you and horses?" Violet asked when she saw the picture

"Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them." Blitzo said

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Blitzo sits the phone on the table and puts it on the speaker, "Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?" Blitzo asked

Inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace, "Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate."

"Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore." Violet said

"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's in regards to a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time." the client said

"Ooh, how ominous. Fine, whatever, what's the address?" Blitzo said

"Transportation has already been taken care of." The client said

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Blitzø notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office the others are in to find the helicopter before the main window, "What the fuck is that?" the helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall, "Satan's ass crack! Enough with the walls, shit, we have a door!" he gestures to the door as a gust of wind blows all the photos he had away, "My research!!"

Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying, and the other is vomiting from the result.

The helicopter approaches Blitz, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.

"I.M.P? Right this way, please!" The pilot said

"Uh, sir?" Moxxie points a gun toward the pilot, while Millie holds her knife out, "What's going on?" He asked

"Now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us." Blitzo said

Blitzo, Moxxie, Violet, Ezra, and Millie walk toward the helicopter.

"Uh, sir? I don't think this is a good idea." Moxxie said

"Yeah, what he said." Ezra said, agreeing

"It'll be fine. Now, get your asses moving." Blitzo said as he pushes Moxxie, Ezra, and Millie into the helicopter, and as Violet tries to buckle herself in, the two women notice their seat belt is broken.

"Is this thing safe?" Millie asked

"Don't worry, we are professionals!" The pilot said

The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off. Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, which is going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to Notamafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"

Moxxie gives a disdained groan, "I hate this place."

"You're not the only one." Violet said

"Oh, yeah. This is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox and Vi?" Blitzo said

"Yeah, unfortunately. I grew up just over there" Moxxie points through glass, "Violet and I swore we'd never come back, and— uh uh— what— what, where are we going?"

The helicopter starts changing direction, as Moxxie and Violet grow more and more anxious.

"What— Blitzo, Violet, who did you say this meeting was with?" Moxxie asked

"I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place." Blitzo said

The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie and Violet grow heavily worried after realizing where they've landed.

"Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" Moxxie/Violet yelled

The place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion, dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie and Violet both shiver in fear of the place, as Blitzo shoves them to move forward.

"There they are!" the client yelled

The client moves out the doorway, being visible on screen.

"There's my boy and fiancé! Get over here and give your daddy and hubby a hug!" the client yelled

"Daddy/Hubby"? Blitzo, Millie, and Ezra asked confused

"I only let Moxxie and Violet call me that. Unless you pay me!" the client laughed

"Guys, um," Violet clears her throat nervously as the client comes forward, "This is my ex fiancé, Crimson."

"Sir, this is my boss, Blitzo. And my—" Moxxie said

"—Millie! I'm his wife!" Millie takes her hand to greet Crimson as he accepts.

"And what a beautiful wife you are." Crimson kisses Millie's hand, "Mox, where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?"

"Gross." Violet muttered

Ezra walks up to stand beside Moxxie.

"So who's the kid?" Crimson asked

"Crimson, this is your son, Ezra. Ezra, this is your father." Violet introduced

"Uh, hi." Ezra said, holding out his hand for Crimson to shake. 

"Hi." Crimson said as he shook his hand

"Well, that got awkward really fast." Violet said

"I'm sure mom, would've introduced us.. eventually." Ezra said

"Oh, I'm sure. You gotta be Blitzø, with the silent "o", right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work." Crimson wraps an arm around him.

"Really? What kind of shit has Moxxie and Violet been spreading about me? I'll fucking kill you, Moxxie! Don't you fucking test me!"

"No, no! From all over. Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself here, kid." Crimson said

"Really?" Blitzø chuckles, "Well, I guess it's about time folks recognized my talent."

Crimson laughs, punching his shoulder, "I like your attitude. Well, I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for you."

"Hey, baby. Why haven't I met your Pa before?" Millie asks her husband.

"Well uh, y'know, i-it's just, never been a-" Moxxie stammers nervously.

Ezra saw how nervous his mother was, "Mom, are you okay?" He asked

Before she could answer Crimson interrupts

"Hey! You four, move it before it gets cold." Crimson calls out.

"Look, look, Millie, we can talk about it later."

"Everything's fine sweetie, why don't we just go inside." Violet said

Millie takes Moxxie's hand, and Ezra takes his mother's hand and the four enter the house with Blitzo. Crimson's smile fades then he snaps his fingers and enters the house. The two men standing at the door follow him inside, closing the door behind them.

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Crimson prepares a drink for Blitzø, "So, Blitzø, ya always been a hitman?"

"No, no, not always. Yeah," he takes the drink from him, "I was in the circus for a long time."

Crimson finger guns, "Show business!" and he sits down, "Good money in that."

"Yeah, it really wasn't." Violet said

"Really, Vi?" Blitzo said

"What? Don't tell me you actually enjoyed it." Violet argued

"I got you didn't it?" Blitzo said

"Touché." Violet said, pointing her finger at him

Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence.

"What are we doing here, sir?" Moxxie asks.

"Moxxie, I raised you better than that." Crimson lights a cigar,

"You didn't raise him at all." Violet muttered

"Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waitin' on one more."

Suddenly, the last guest kicks his way into the house, making an entrance, "Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people?!"

"Chaz?!" Millie, Moxxie, and Violet yelled in shock before turning to each other, "Wait...What?!"

"You know him?" Moxxie asked

Millie groans and slaps her forehead, "You remember that "ex" I was talking about?"

Chaz walks over and hugs Moxxie and Millie, "Looks like I got two big sex reunions today. How lucky am I?" He sang

"Did you date him too?" Millie asked surprised

"Ha, yeah. No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in—"

"Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!" Blitzo yelled angrily

Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of himself and Millie speaking bitterly, "It was a long time ago."

"But I still remember it like it was yesterday. You, a fledgling mafioso! Me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in the stars."

"Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich." Blitzø then notices all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's story: A photo of Crimson and a mob boss, the many trophies of hell beasts hanging on the wall, and a framed family painting of Crimson, a younger Moxxie, and Moxxie's mother, as if posing like a mob family, hanging over the fireplace. There are also pictures of Crimson, Violet, and Moxxie on Crimson's desk. Blitzø hears a knock on the door and looks, just in time for Crimson's goons to enter carrying a body bag, "Oh shit."

"You've never told me this before." Millie looks concerned.

"Violet and I don't really like to talk about this part of our lives. But," Moxxie begins to speak dramatically, "I first saw Chaz at my induction..."

Flashback

Moxxie gets a handshake and a kiss from his father, he also gets a hug from Violet welcoming him into the business as the others applaud.

"Even though Crimson and I weren't together at the time, I still wanted to be supportive of Moxxie."

Moxxie looks around the room and stops upon seeing Chaz grinning and applauding at him. He blushes at the attention he was gaining.

"...in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him...something that was...magnetic!"

Moxxie finds himself hiding behind a car in the middle of a mob turf war. He throws away the Tommy gun he was holding and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hands before he can pull the pin. Moxxie runs after it and catches it the same moment that Chaz grabs it, touching his hand. Both share a smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it away. Chaz and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart.

Moxxie opens the front door to see Chaz holding signs that he lets fall from his hands. The signs say "TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD IT'S A SALESMAN" "I CA'NT STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" and "MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?" Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chaz in.

Moxxie polishes a rifle when Chaz comes up from behind and assists, the imp growing aroused by the interaction.

Moxxie poses nude, except for a necklace and his socks, on the couch while Chaz paints him.

"It's been 84 years..."

"Isn't that from that boat movie?" Blitzø asked.

"Did any of that stuff actually happen?" Millie asked, skeptical.

"Oh yeah!" Chaz licks his lips, "But he skipped over the jizz-covered parts."

"Ugh, I never liked him anyway. I always thought he was a piece of shit." Violet said

"Anyways. Things changed when we went on a heist together."

Flashback Continued

Moxxie, carrying the money, is running with Chaz to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chaz time to slide under. Moxxie tries to escape but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor. After struggling to get out, he turns to Chaz for help. Chaz suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money, giving Moxxie a final look before running off, leaving him devastated.

Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell, sadly climbing into the bottom bunk of the bed.

"So what're you in for?" Blitzø asks from the top bunk as Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him, "Okay, not much of a talker, are we?" he hops down and shakes Moxxie's hand, "I'm Blitzø, the "o" is silent. I'm sure we're gonna get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone who's good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office-"

Moxxie attempts to speak, "and I hope you are 'cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm gonna need some help, you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. Violet will kill me if I don't get back soon. She's not only my girlfriend but she's like a sister to me..."

Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitzø continues talking about his escape plan.

End of Flashback

"Once I got out, I never looked back." Moxxie smiles.

Blitzo sits worriedly as Millie and Violet glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.

"Well, heh, like you said, it was a long time ago." Chaz chuckles nervously.

Millie and Violet foam at the mouth, yelling furiously, "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!" They leapt onto the top of the couch, missing Chaz as their knives pierced through the fabric.

Chaz hides behind Crimson's chair, "Whoa, the fuck! Crazy bitches."

Millie and Violet try to lunge at Chaz again but are intercepted by Moxxie and Blitz.

Crimson stands in between I.M.P and Chaz as Violet and Millie hold up their knife angrily, pointing it at Chaz, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! Hold on!

"You're going to die, bitch!" Millie said

"I knew I didn't like you, you fucking cunt!" Violet said to Chaz

The maid enters the room, speaking with a French accent, "Dinner is served."

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Everyone is seated in the dinging room in complete silence.

"So, this is aggressively uncomfortable." Blitzø comments.

"I suppose you wanna know why you're here." Crimson says.

"Yeah, so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't normally do contracts for locals so, if you wanna do business with us, you gotta-"

"I don't wanna do business with I.M.P. I wanna do business with Moxxie and Violet."

Moxxie and Violet stop cutting their food, "US?!"

"Yeah, kid. I summoned I.M.P. to be sure you'd show. Because, well, we're bringin' Chaz into the family."

Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.

"What? Since when can just anyone join the family?" Moxxie asks.

Crimson takes a sip of wine, "Come on, Mox. You and Violet had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load."

"Wait, I thought you always hated his guts?" Moxxie said

"Well, I don't know if I exactly 'hated' him-"

"You called him a "friendless horse-fucker" and said they lived a "sissy lifestyle"." Violet said

"Yeah, well, I was wrong. You and Violet have been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change. And so has Chaz." Crimson smiles.

"Yeah. I've grown, matured, and, recently, came into millions!" Chaz gives shifty eyes, "But, y'know, mostly the "mature" thing."

"Ohh okay, okay. So the "horseless friend-fucker" over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?" Blitzø asks.

"Well, I'm the whole "package" if you know what I mean." Chaz says as I.M.P. looks speechless, "I got a big dick."

"If you say another goddamn word I'm going to slice your throat." Violet said to Chaz

Chaz gulped nervously.

"But, what does any of this have to do with Moxxie and Violet?" Millie asked annoyed

Crimson sets his utensils down, "There's gonna be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie and Violet here are going to officially release their holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to ignoring your family to your heart's content." he takes another sip of wine.

Millie stands up, "Maybe they wouldn't "ignore their family" if they didn't force them to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!"

Chaz grins at Millie, who points a knife at his neck, threateningly.

"Ey, look, everybody, relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared."

Violet is about to object when Moxxie stands and interrupts.

"Mox?" Millie said

The group begins to leave the room.

"A moment, Moxxie."

"Just give me a minute, Millie. I'll be there."

Violet and Millie look on with worry as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Chaz tries to lean into Millie but jumps back when Millie growls and tries to bite him. Alessio closes the door behind them as they leave, leaving Moxxie alone with Crimson.

"So... you think you're too good for this family now?" Crimson said

"C'mere." Crimson said, sternly

Moxxie approaches his father, "I- I don't understand—"

Crimson stands up and backhands his son, knocking him down, "You think you're gonna just get to walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox!" he grabs him, lifting him above the ground, "A matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is that that obnoxious piss-stain can't get made. Not unless he marries in!"

"Marries? But, but who would he-"

"Who do you think?!" Crimson sits down, "This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic ass was useful for something!"

"Sir, I'm already married. I-I can't-"

"You think I give a shit about your stupid beard?! C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to your kind's liking." Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out confetti and revealing a banner that says "CONGRATS GAY" and a trumpet fanfare.

"Wait...What? What do you think I'm into?" Moxxie asks.

"What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?"

"First of all, Dad: I'm bisexual."

"Yeah. Gay." Crimson shrugs.

"Oh, for fuck's sake! Secondly," Moxxie holds out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his face, "I don't know a single person of any sexuality who'd enjoy this."

Blitzø could be heard from the other room, "Ha! There's dicks in the walls! Oh, that's fucking hilarious!"

"Crimson you fucking dickshit! What is wrong with you?" Violet yelled

Crimson grabs Moxxie by the face, "Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're gonna do what I fucking say. Don't cross me."

(Flashback)

A child Moxxie was struggling to cut his steak at the dinner table. His mother gently takes the plate and cuts the steak for him. She smiles sweetly at Moxxie and he smiles back at her. Crimson glares at Moxxie as the child takes the plate and begins eating his dinner. Crimson moves his leg to touch his wife's foot. She quickly pulls her leg away, making him stomp in frustration.

Moxxie shoots three bullseyes in the shooting range, his mother ruffling his head proudly. Suddenly a goon grabs Moxxie and rushes him away from his mother and toward another shooting range.

Two goons prep a live target as Crimson hands Moxxie a gun and points to it. Moxxie slowly takes aim but his mother takes the gun out of his hands and pushes it into Crimson's hands before grabbing her son and walking away, Crimson glaring at the disrespect.

Moxxie now hides underneath the bed as his parents argue. A slap is heard and his mother walks out of the room. Later, only Crimson and Moxxie are at the dinner table. Moxxie struggles to cut his steak and then looks at his father. Crimson glares at Moxxie, who then goes back to trying to cut his food. Crimson takes a drag from his cigar and blows the smoke in Moxxie's face.

Later on, Crimson and Moxxie take a boat ride on the lake with a passenger. Crimson places a cinderblock that the passenger's tail is tied to on the side of the boat over the edge and gestures for Moxxie to push it. Moxxie looks at the cinderblock, not knowing what it is or what is going on, then the pleading passenger, and backs away only for Crimson to push him back into the cinderblock, bruising his face.

Crimson preps another body over the side of the boat, "Let this be a lesson, Moxxie." he gestures to the lake, filled with hats, bags, shoes, and light articles that belonged to previous victims thrown into the water, "This is what happens when you cross me."

A high heel that resembles the ones Moxxie's mother wore floats to the surface. 

(End of Flashback)

"Now, get to bed, Moxxie. You have a big day tomorrow." Crimson lets go of Moxxie.

"Yes, sir." Moxxie said, fearfully

"Oh, and Mox, if you ever talk back to me again," Crimson starts to say as Moxxie backs up to the door, "you, Violet, our son, and that pretty little thing you brought here are goin' home in boxes. Capeesh?"

"Yes, sir." Moxxie quickly finds the doorknob and steps out of the room, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room covered with bouncing dildos.

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Moxxie walks up the stairs, shaken as Millie is standing at her bedroom door. A goon gestures to Moxxie to go into a different room.

"Wait! How come we aren't in-"

"What's going on?" Violet asked as she stepped out of her room

"Crimson wants you all to stay in separate rooms." the goon replies.

"But why? Moxxie?" Millie grabs Moxxie's hand.

"It's just one night, Millie. It's ok." Moxxie said as he forced a smile

"Mox, are you ok?" Violet asked

"I'm fine. Please don't worry, guys."

"You know you can tell us anything...right?" Millie said

"Yes...everything's fine." Moxxie said

"We're partners, Mox." Millie said as she held his face

"It's just my dad. It's ok, really." Moxxie kisses her hand reassuringly, "It'll be over tomorrow."

"Ok, I love you." Millie said as she softly kissed Moxxie.

"I love you, too. Goodnight." Moxxie said

"Moxxie, you don't have to do what he says." Violet said

"I have to do this, you and I both know how he is when something doesn't go his way. " Moxxie said

"Yeah and It's okay, because I'm not afraid of him anymore." Violet said

"I'll be okay Violet, really." Moxxie said

"I know I'm not your birth mother, but I still raised you as my own and I love you." Violet said

"I love you too, Vi." Moxxie said

Violet smiled and went into her room.

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Moxxie opens his bedroom to see many pictures of Chaz on the walls, "What the?!" he facepalms, "Fucking why?!" he snarls, walks into the bathroom, and washes his face with cold water. He glumly leaves the bathroom and goes to turn off the lights.

When he hits the switch, Chaz pops up on a heart-shaped bed, "Like what I've done with the place?"

"Ugh...Just get out of here!" Moxxie said

"Come on, Mox." Chaz said he pulled on a switch which lights up the words "Cum Zone".

"We used to have so much fun here. Remember? Well it was fun until Violet came in and brutally kicked me out." He puts his arm around Moxxie

Moxxie pushes him off, "I'm married Chaz, and even if I weren't, I would never-"

"Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?" Chaz said

"You are so gross! Just leave me alone!" Moxxie said

"I know what you want most, Moxxie Popsie." Chaz spins him around, "How about a sexually charged musical number HEY! You always loved those." he hits a button.

Chaz moves his hand off the button, showing it to be labeled "SEXTREMELY HAWT SEX MUSIC", which makes a disco ball come down and changes the lighting to be more of cyan and magenta hue. Chaz begins to sing "Chaz Time".

Chaz: Ow! Woah-oh, hoo, woah-oh, yeah-yeah! It's Chaz time! Moxxie, I see you lookin' at me, lookin' at you. Wondering when I'm gonna crack you open like a walnut. And the answer is soon.

Chaz blows smoke from his mic-vape into Moxxie's face.

Chaz: (Walnut). Now I'm feelin' what you're feelin' and I'm feelin' that you wanna feel my feelings. And fee-the feel-you feel me? (Sax-o-phone). Yeah, so let me get a little something off my chest, while I blow a hot emotional load onto yours!

Chaz starts taking his clothes off, starting with his hat and jacket.

Chaz: Moxxie, feeling foxy. Wanna get a good taste of your faucet. Well, I got two tickets to pleasure land. (Oh, baby).

Moxxie facepalms.

Chaz: Well come down here and have your way, yeah-yeah. (Oh, my girl). With my sensual body yeah-yeah, yeah. (So naughty).

Moxxie slams the door on him, kicking him out. The imp then crouches down on the floor and starts to sob heavily.

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Violet barges into Crimson's Room.

"Well, well, look who finally decided to stop by." Crimson said

"Cut the crap, Crimson. What did you say to Moxxie?" Violet demanded

"Don't see how any of that's your business, because this is a family matter." Crimson said

"Last time I checked, I was family and I still am." Violet said

"I don't think so, you stopped being part of the family, once you walked out on us." Crimson said

"You want to know the reason why I walked out, it's because of you." Violet said

"Right, because everything was my fault." Crimson said

"I remember everything. I remember how you manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, and how you tried to kill me when I was pregnant with Ezra." Violet said as she walked closer to him

"Now wait just a minute–" Crimson said as he tried to grab her

Violet shoves Crimson back with her powers and he roughly crashes into his desk. 

"You suck and don't ever try to touch me again." She said

Violet walks out and slammed the door.

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Millie anxiously paces the floor in her room before hearing a knock on the door, "Moxxie?" she opens the door, but grows angry upon seeing Chaz, "What do you want?!"

Chaz starts to sing to Millie before being immediately cut off by her. She growls at him and puts her knife to his throat.

"Damn it, this usually works." Chaz said annoyed

Millie drops Chaz to the floor and angrily closes the door on him.

Chaz gets up and goes to Violet's room, singing to them.

"No!" Violet yelled and uses her powers to knock him down.

Chaz wiggles his eyebrows as he knocks on Blitzø's door, "Hey there, good looking."

"Oh, I was wondering how long it would take you to make a pass." Blitzo said

"Mmm, does that mean you're down to clown?" Chaz asked

"Ew, what the--- you think I would violate my friend's trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?" Blitzo said

"I'll show you all of the things they liked in the sack." Chaz said

"Deal!" Blitzo said and he pulls Chaz in

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Moxxie lies on his side in bed, awake with his eyes wide open.

"Ew! The fuck! Ew!" Blitzø could be heard.

"Who-ho-ho! That's what my dick does to a bitch!" Chaz said off-screen

Moxxie turns onto his stomach and pulls out his phone. He goes on to his social media and looks at pictures of himself and Millie they show: a younger Moxxie and Millie on a date, most likely taken 2-3 years prior; Moxxie and Millie in bed; Moxxie and Millie at the theatre holding up Phantom of the Opera programmes, Moxxie has tears in his eyes indicating how much he loved the performance and Moxxie and Millie at their wedding, kissing.

Chaz is now asleep and snoring, whispering in his sleep, "Oh, I got a big dick."

Blitzø, who was awake, tiptoes out of bed and picks up Chaz's jacket, putting it on, "Ok, fucker. Nobody who's that bad in bed can score four hotties that easily. I know you gotta be hiding something." he checks Chaz's clothing until he finds his car keys. He smiles, sneaks outside the mansion and clicks the car keys until he locates Chaz's car. He looks in the dashboard and finds an eviction notice. Blitzø then looks in the trunk and finds a to-do list that reads the following.

Chaz's Master Plan

1. Rent suit

2. Convince Crim im Rich

3. Marry Moxxie to get into family

4. ???

5. Profit $$$

"Oh, fuck that. No one fucks with M&M's marriage but me." Blitzø gets inject in the neck. He groans and falls unconscious into the trunk.

Blitzo is tranquilized through the neck. He groans and falls unconscious into the trunk as Chaz shuts him in.

Chaz shuts him in, "Sorry, babe. You aren't the only junk in my trunk! Damnit that was not a good one!" he walks off.

A goon fills Crimson's mug with coffee. Chaz goes to sit in a seat with another filled mug of coffee but Crimson signals him to sit at the other side of the table.

Moxxie, Millie, Violet, and Ezra walk in.

"Hey, hey! The man of the hour! You ready to get started?" Crimson said

"Wait, where's Blitzø?" Millie asks

"I think I saw him head outside. He said something about" Chaz tries and fails to mimic Blitzø's voice, "needing some fresh air. Or something."

"Why don't you grab him so we can get moving?" Crimson said

"Be right back, baby." Millie said

She kisses Moxxie on the cheek and they leave the room.

"What ya looking so glum for, kid? It's your wedding day, best day of ya life." Crimson takes a sip of coffee as Chaz grins.

Moxxie sits down, closing his eyes, "I'm not doing it."

"What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whinny bitch." Crimson said

Moxxie slams his hands on the table, surprising his father and Chaz, "I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve and there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her. Not even you. I'm leaving Dad and if you or herpes the clown over here-"

"Hey!" Chaz yelled offended

"Try to stop me, you'll learn first hand just how good I've gotten at my job." Moxxie is face-to-face with Crimson.

A goon comes from behind him and tasers him in the neck. Moxxie groans and falls forward unconscious, hitting his head off the table and falling to the floor.

"Now take care of the others." Crimson orders.

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Millie searches the car park outside with Violet and Ezra before the trio hear a bang from Chaz's trunk. Millie opens it with her knife to see Blitzø, who looks dazed.

"Oh, girls and Ezra. You found me. Who's your friend?"

"Friend?"

The trio sense two goons behind them. Millie stabs one with her knife while Violet and Ezra behead the other using the trunk door.

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The back garden has a make-shift wedding set up. Crim has Moxxie in a wedding dress with his hands bound behind his back with rope and his mouth is gagged with duct tape.

"Is everyone here?" the priest asks.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. Let's get this thing rolling ey?" Crim says quickly.

"Mmmph..."

"Awww...you told me all the chairs would be filled!" Chaz complains.

Crimson sighs and presses a button which causes dildos with smiley faces to pop out of all of the empty seats, "Satisfied?"

"Oh, fuck yes." Chaz grins.

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"What's going on?" Millie asks as Violet pulled Blitzø out of the trunk.

"That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie and he's not even rich!" Blitzø told her.

"Oh no!" Violet said

"Moxxie!" Millie runs to the front door. Suddenly, metal shutters block off all doors and exits to the house, including the front gate to the estate.

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We cut back to the wedding, where the priest is reading the wedding vows and Moxxie unsuccessfully tries to scream for help.

"Do you, Chazwick Thurman, take Moxxie Knolastname to be your lawfully wedded husband?" The priest asked

"Oh yeah." Chaz grinned evilly

"And do you Moxxie whatever take Chazwick Thurman to be your lawfully wedded...Uh..."

Moxxie tries to pull away and almost escapes until Crimson pulls him back. Crimson forces Moxxie to face the priest and forcibly nods his head.

Crimson pulls him back and forces him to face the priest, forcibly nodding his head, "Aww...look at that. He's just so fucking happy to be here."

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"Everything's locked down! How we gonna get in?" Millie asks.

Blitzo feels around the jacket until he finds Chaz's car keys. He grabs Millie and pulls her to his car and opens the door to climb in the driver's seat. Millie then goes into the passenger seat.

Blitzo turns the car and its radio on, which begins to immediately play "Loo Loo Land" on the Mammon Channel™, to which he stops putting his seat belt on to find a different song, which then cycles to Station 69 which is playing "Vacay to Bonetown". Blitzo keeps changing the channel until he gets to Wrath's #1 "F*ck you up" Hits, which begins to play "Crashin' a muthafukin' Wedding".

"You coming in Vi?" Millie asked

"No thanks I have my own way in." Violet said and with that she flies away

"Since when could she fly?!" Blitzo yelled as she flew away

Millie and Ezra shrugged

"Buckle up, Millie and Ezra... we're doing a Shrek!"

The car suddenly backpedals.

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Back at the wedding, Chaz and Moxxie are about to kiss when Blitzo crashes the car through the wall to the wedding scene and steps out dazed.

"Hey assbutt!" Violet yelled as she landed

"I object!" Blitzo yelled groggily and then faceplants on the ground

Millie leaps out of the car, standing next to Violet, who takes out some guns, "You want my husband, you're gonna have to fucking kill me!"

Crimson groans and snaps his fingers, ordering his goons to kill them. The goons all stand up to face them and Violet and Millie lunge towards them. While Violet shoots at a few, Millie begins slaughtering the goons with ease by tearing out the skull, jaw and spinal column of different goons and spitting out the still beating heart of another. She then starts using her knife to fight them off, her and Violet going back to back.

"What the FUCK? They're dames!" Crimson shouts as he spots a goon hanging from the altar in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards the women, "They're BROADS! Kill them!!" the goon he throws gets chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by them lands on top of him.

The IMP women continue their rampage by impaling several goons on the dildo poles.

"You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get them! You stupid idiots! Go, get them!"

Violet kicks a dildo into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car.

Blitzo yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon before Violet recovers and beats a goon with a gas can.

Millie then uses Blitzo as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and takes the goon's pistol, and detonates the goon holding the gas can.

The priest closes his book, purposely drops it and puts both his hands up and casually leaves, flipping off everyone still alive.

One of the few surviving goons gets elbow dropped in the skull by Violet, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws.

Then Millie ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue before Millie brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull.

As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the alter, a goon tries to sucker punch her, but Millie knocks him out. She grabs Moxxie and hoists him over her shoulder.

"Hey! What about my—?!"

Violet shoves a dildo down his throat, to which he chokes, "Choke on that!, dipshit."

"This ass is MINE!" Millie yelled and she slaps Moxxie's rear, causing him to blush slightly.

"By the way, y'all should probably know, Chaz isn't even rich, okay? Check his car; he just played ya like a fucking rube. Later losers!" Blitzø flips them off.

The I.M.P. hops the destroyed fence and take a waiting helicopter while throwing Chaz's car keys on the ground.

Chaz pulls the dildo out of his mouth and sees an angry Crimson glaring at him, nervously shrugging and laughing.

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I.M.P where the helicopter arrives; Loona, sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at the camera, and gives an angry shrug.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Violet, Ezra, and Millie disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Moxxie hugs Millie.

"Millie, Violet, thank you for saving me. You guys are amazing." Moxxie said, hugging them

"Next time, just tell me if your daddy is a psychopath: I can handle it." Millie smiles reassuringly.

"Now I know why you were always so protective of me, it's because of him." Ezra said

"I know meeting your dad would be the last thing you wanted to do, but he's still your father. It's up to you if you want to talk about him." Violet said

"After what he did to you and Moxxie, I don't think so." Ezra said

"Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox." Blitzo said as he ruffles Moxxie's hair, "Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL fucked the same guy." He hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly

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Crimson goes into the dining room to where his trophy wall is located and places the torn out jaw of Chaz up on it. Crimson growls and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on Moxxie's forehead.