Literally my life...
Me: *walking peacefully on the footpath*
Random guy: *walks along with me cause probably he also has work in the same direction*
Meanwhile...
*My brothers secretly following me*
Bro 1: who's that guy?!
Bro 2: probably a baddie...
Bro 3: *a little sane one* guys we shouldn't jump to conclu-
Bro 4: *the troop leader* enough! Our sister is in danger! Quick 15:5 formation!
The rest: Yes sir!
*All of them jumping out of their ambush and lounging towards us*
*5 of them covering me*
*15 of them surrounding the guy*
Bro 7: *the strongest one* *grabs the guy by the collar* you! What did you do to my cute little sister, huh?
Guy: your sister?
Bro 8: don't act dumb! We saw how you were following her!
Guy: I was just going to the store in the next street...
Bro 9: he won't listen the nice way...
Bro 5: GET HIM!
*All of them about to beat him up*
Me: STOP IT!
*Them turning to look at me*
Bro 10: We're only protecting our sister.
Me: Did I say I need help? (눈‸눈)
*All of them*: uh...
Guy: *takes the chance to slip away*
Bro 13: Hey he is-
Me: Leave him be. And tell me you guys do know that I'm a taekwondo student, right?
Bro 12: Are you saying you didn't need help?
Me: No. I'm saying that if the 20 of you don't go straight home right now, then 🙂💢🔪
Bros: uh oh... EVERYONE RUN!
*All of them running with me chasing them*
Me: I can't ever walk in peace because of you monkeys!
Yeah so this is what happens everytime my 20 bodyguards 🙄 see me with a guy. Like c'mon, I also know self defence.
Now I gotta go since they are again calling me from downstairs and yelling,
"ARE YOU WRITING A LOVE LETTER TO YOUR BOYFRIEND SHU?"
Me: "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
Oh and also if you have time, could you please check out my main book 'Crimson Love Sparks Shu Kurenai x Reader'? I'd appreciate if y'all leave your votes and comments there.
Stay safe and have a nice day/noon/evening/night.
Sayonara, bug out.