FT. FNF YouTubers! :D
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Enjoy these creator's personas acting like idiots-
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Sharv: I failed my safety training course today..

Neonight: How-?

Sharv: Well, the question was: "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Neonight: And??

Sharv: Well, apparently "FREAKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer!
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Neonight: I find it weird how fast Lylace started dating again. Doesn't it take a few years for mourning to end?

Ruvstyle: I dunno. Die and we'll find out

(JOKE)
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Atsuover: *slams down a gigantic book on the table* So, I'd like to return this after I finished some light reading..

Hexadust: THIS is light reading?! *motions to book*
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Snow: I need life advice..

Rayna, eating cookies and sipping cola: You came to the right person
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Taeyai: If the thought of something can make you giggle for more than fifteen seconds, then it's safe to assume you aren't allowed to do it
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Ruvstyle: I've only known Rayna for a day and a half. But if anything were to happen to her, I'd kill everyone here..then myself.
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Zuih: BUT WHAT ABOUT HEXA?!

Blantados: He'll be fine. I saw him trip down this steep hill, get up, and continue talking to Sharv like nothing happened
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Nonsense: I've never encountered a problem that couldn't be solved by a spontaneous musical number
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Blantados: Don't come over to my house. If the house is on fire, knock once. If I don't answer, you can assume I set the fire and I wanna get it over with
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Sticky: Cesar is no longer allowed to take out the trash at night

Mako: Why?

Sticky: Because I've caught him trying to train a horde of raccoons to fight for the whole damn week

Cesar: Psh. You'll be thanking me when the Third Raccoon Battalion comes and saves your ass
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Taeyai: Why are you not allowed to cook anymore?

Zynux/Hexadust: We put the noodles in the pot, and then put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Then it turns out we don't put noodles and this one other ingredient in the same pot and we almost set the kitchen on fire-
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Atsuover: Now the recipe says two shots of vodka!

Cesar: *adds the whole damn bottle*
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Sticky: I'm a fool. Not an idiot
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Rayna, to Ruvstyle: Pros and cons of dating me! Pros, you'll be the pretty one! Cons, crap; where do I begin-?
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Cesar: You need to be more careful!

Taeyai, who was dragged into Cesar's mess: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL "CAREFULLY" WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHI-
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Swirl: Hold up! I'm having one of those headaches with pictures!

Atsuover: Pardon-?

Zynux: She's having an idea
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Rayna: A few months ago, I married a friend of mine. Neo is still mad about it, but Ruvstyle and I were drunk, and thought it'd be funny
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Sticky: I have one foot in the grave; but in a kind of flirty way.

Ruvstyle: The way someone would slip on fishnet stockings, for instance
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Sharv: Then either Sonic is a God, or he can kill God. I don't care if there's a difference..

Lylace: Alright, no more TikTok for you
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Nonsense: I've connected two dots!

Taeyai: You didn't connect anything!

Nonsense: I've connected two dots!
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Neonight: Look at the buns on that guy!

Hexadust: *unconscious on the floor, covered with hamburger buns*

Ruvstyle: This is the comedy police! The joke was too funny!

Neonight: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-!
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Lylace: What's a situation that couldn't be resolved without some fishnets?

Ruvstyle: Being a fish

Lylace: Wha- damn dude.
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Cesar: I'm not a lunatic. I have a psychiatric report to prove it!

Mako: A slender majority of the panel decided in his favour
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Starbreak: Raisins. Nature's candy
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Ruvstyle: But when hope seems lost, I have an epiphany of hope!

Atsuover: Earlier, you tried to drown yourself-
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Atsuover: God has let me live another day, and I'm gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem!
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Neonight: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date....one carrying a knife for some reason
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Cesar: Be right back. Gonna hit the shower for a quick power sob
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Rayna: My heart is guarded, but very poorly....the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into a PG-13 movie kind of guarded
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Atsuover: Am I a boy? Or a girl? Doesn't matter. I'm gonna make your life mediocre
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Sharv: I don't dab. I stab
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Nonsense: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos everyday, I think my body will shut down
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Hexadust: I'm usually the person who has no idea what's going on
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Cesar: Sometimes I don't realize something was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and end up getting glares in response
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Swirl: Get in loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter
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Sticky: I see red flags. I acknowledge they're here, and I completely ignore them
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Rayna, writing a letter to Ruvstyle: I'm gonna...kick your....ass..

Rayna: There. Now send it!

Sharv: Dude, your handwriting's terrible! Are you sure you wanna-

Rayna: JUST DO IT!

(LATER)

Hexadust: So what does it say?

Ruvstyle: She says she's gonna "Lick...my.."

.....

Hexadust: The fu-?!
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Neonight: I sleep with a bat under my bed

Zuih: I sleep with a knife

Ruvstyle: Both of you are pathetic..

Zuih: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Ruvstyle: Rayna. Now, shove off you fools
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Blantados: You're an idiot

Zynux: That's the charm
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Snow: Long story short, this is my grave...

Sticky: Huh??

Snow: Want one too?
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Taeyai: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?

Rayna: Even better!

Taeyai: What did you do now-?

Rayna: *holds up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy!
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Atsuover: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container

Swirl: Shovel the pasta in your face. Do it now. The future is meaningless, but the pasta is now
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Nonsense: I have a problem

Lylace: If it's harder than 2 + 2, then I can't help you
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Taeyai: What do rainbows mean to you?

Mako: Gay rights

Hexadust: Money

Blantados: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood

Atsuover: It's an optical illusion that separates sunlight into it's continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops
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Sticky: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Neonight: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Ruvstyle: YO, SOCRATES! IT'S A F#CKING COOKIE!
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Rayan: Honk.

Ruvstyle: What?

Rayna: HONK!

Ruvstyle: WHAT DOES 'HONK' MEAN THIS TIME YOU CUTE PIECE OF SH#T-
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( + extra incorrect quote with my OC's and friend's OC's)

Jamie: This food is too hot! I can't eat it!

Psy: You're hot, and I still eat you..~

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Michou: WHAT THE FUNK YOU GUYS?!

PC: Is this something you do EVERY dinner?

(I feel like I've done this quote before, but screw it)
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