"Hey, Claire!" Athena called as she and Haley walked in the front door of the Dunphy house. Athena was carrying a box to donate. Recently, the Dunphy's neighbors house burned down and they lost everything so Claire was collecting donations for them. "This is from my parents and me."

"Oh, thank you so much, Athena!" Claire said as she grabbed the box from her.

"Ah!" Jay groaned as he walked down the stairs.

"Dad, you're gonna kill yourself," Claire told him.

"I got it. We're on a schedule here. I still have to pick up the truck."

"If you want him to stop lifting things, put all this in grocery bags and turn the tv on to a football game."

"Come on," Haley said to Athena as she grabbed her hand. "We have some boxes upstairs I need help with."

"You couldn't part with that t-shirt?" Haley asked Alex as she, Athena, and Haley walked down the stairs with boxes.

"I love this shirt," Alex said.

"You know, you don't have to look the way you look. Amber Rand lost all her clothes in a fire, but she gets to build herself a new wardrobe. Let me burn your clothes."

"Okay, you pyromaniac, move along," Athena told her.

"Girls, get down here. There's a lot of work to do," Claire called.

"Ugh. She's in a mood," Alex said.

"You know what we have to do, right?"

The two sisters started shouting over each other while Athena joined in the shouting, trying to 'mediate'. She loved helping the Dunphy family but at the same time, she came over to avoid chores at her own house most of the time.

"Okay, that's it! I cannot take the fighting!" Claire said. "Just get out of the house."

"You know, I don't even wanna drive the truck anymore," Cam told Jay. "Even though on the farm--"

"I can't take another farm story," Jay said, throwing the keys at Cam. "You might wanna take someone with you. The things been parked there for six months. You're gonna wanna hose it down, sweep for spiders."

"Good news, girls. You're going with Uncle Cam," Claire told the three.

"Yay!" Cam cheered as he joined them at the door.

"Riding the open road in a big red like this sure can work up a man's powerful appetite," Cam said, deepening his voice. There was only room for three people in the truck so Haley was sitting on Athenas lap.

"We've gone five blocks," Alex told him.

"Do you want a burger or not?"

"I could eat," Athena said, Haley nodding along, agreeing.

"Hey, Alex, maybe Uncle Cam with let you borrow his hat later. You know, since you dress like a dude," Haley said.

"I like the way I dress," Alex said.

"Uncle Cam, as her future prom date, will you please talk to her? You know fashion."

"First of all, you're each beautiful in your own way, but you're both playing for second, because I'm too sexy for this truck," Cam said.

"You do drive it surprisingly well," Athena said.

"Yeah, who would've thought?" Haley said.

"Wow. This place got crowded," Cam said as they exited the restaurant

"Woah. You're reallt wedged in there," Haley said.

"You want us to help guide you out?" Alex asked.

Cam watched the mirrors closely as he slowly backed the truck out. He stomped on the breaks when they almost hit a car and Athena's arm tightend around Haley's waist to keep her safe.

"Sorry!"

"Hey, you're really close on this side," Haley said, looking out the window.

"Yeah, I see it."

"Careful!" Alex shouted.

"I'm being careful."

The three gasped when the truck lurched when he went forward.

"Gasping? Really? Holding hands? We're not in a nosedive. Okay, you know what? If it would make you feel better, get out and guide me."

"Please don't yell at me, but there's not enough room," Haley said after she opened the door.

"Okay, climb over," Cam told them. Alex climbed out and fell out. "You're fine."

"Okay, so... I flirted with a table of truckers who have offered to help us," Haley said, climbing back into the truck.

"No! No help! I've come too far!" Cam said.

"Have you?" Athena asked.

"Oh, hey! They don't sell pizzas at this restaurant! You parked here illegally!" Cam shouted at the guy with pizza boxes on the top of his car. "Congratulations, sir. You're destorying America."

"Hey, there are no cars behind us," Haley told him. Cam backed up and ended up on a dirt bank which tipped the truck to the left a bit.

"All right! All right! Everybody relax! We're fine!"

"We are so not fine!" Athena shouted as she looked for a way to hold her and Haley up without squishing Alex.

"And we're all smooshed!" Alex said.

"And we're scared!"

"And we're tilted at a 30-degree angle!"

"Nerd!" Haley shouted. "And we're dirty and tired and late!"

"Okay! Can you please just be quiet?!" Cam told them.

"Why couldn't we have just asked for help?" Athena asked.

"Cause I'm teaching you girls a very valuable lesson-- that gay men can do anything straight men can do."

"Yeah, we know that. Do you think you're the only gay guy we know?"

"Yeah. My soccer coach is gay," Alex said.

"Our pediatrician..."

"My Latin tutor!"

"Nerd. Our electrition."

"Well, then why were you so surprised when I said I could drive a truck?" Cam asked.

"Not because you're gay, because you're you," Athena told him.

"And by the way, you can't," Alex said.

"Okay, wow. I guess I owe you an apology. I made a leap there. I'm just used to dealing with stereotypes. I'm a little sensitive about it."

"Trust me, I understand," Athena said. "I mean, look at me!"

"Oh! There's the trucker I talked to!" Haley said, pointing out the window. "Hey! Excuse me! Hi! Could you give us a hand, please?"

"Sure thing, sweetie," He said in an effeminite voice.

"Oh, like she'll be able to help us," Cam said.

"Come on, Luke!" Cam shouted, honking the horn to the truck. It seemed Luke and Manny were fighting with some older kids when they pulled up. "Is there an issue here?"

"Uncle Cam, I got this," Alex said, hopping out of the truck. "Problem here, boys?"

"These geeks won't give us back our helicopter that we took from Reuben" Luke told her.

"Is that right, Abraham?" Alex asked.

"Oh, my god. She know's your name," One of the boys said.

"Helicopter, please."

"What just happened?" Haley asked.

"You have your fans, I have mine," Alex told her. "Someday, your fans are going to work for my fans."

"Shh! Cam's sleeping. I don't wanna wake him," Mitch said as he entered his house with Haley, Alex, and Athena giggling behind him. "He's had a rough day."

"Not as rough as grandpa's truck."

"Shh!" Mitch giggled. "Thank you so much for driving me. I really didn't wanna ride in that big rig."

"It was amazing. Everybody was honking, and I learned, like, 5 new curse words," Alex said.

"Mostly from Cam," Athena laughed.

"Oh, I'm glad I could give you a laugh today. You know, I didn't know that's what I was to you people-- A big joke," Cam said as he walked out to the living room, dressed up like a clown.

"No, honey, it wasn't like that," Mitch said.

"No, we really didn't mean--"

"Save it. I'm going back to bed," Cam said, walking away.

"So he's still doing that?" Haley asked.

"Yeah. Yeah, but we're working on it."