The scene opens with the princess of Hell singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows"

♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.

♫ And, to find it, how often I've tried. ♫

Charlie is seen being told off by her father.

♫ But my life is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

A figure was pointing at Hell being surrounded by Angels.

♫ And, my dreams have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.

♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.

♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫

The Exterminators are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the middle Exterminator's face and halo are seen glowing.

♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

There were graffiti and signs that say, "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" throughout Hell.

♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals to the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.

♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

A handful of demons are checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.

Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

Carmilla Carmine opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show Zestial and Zeezi, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.

♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

At The Porn Studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text.

♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

Odette and another demon pull out an angelic spear from a corpse and leave as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.

♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.

♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫

Charlie looks back at the Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.

A sinner screams as he falls into Hell, transformed into a demon. He lands face-first onto the road, groaning. The demon opens his eyes. He sits up, surprised, "Huh? I'm alive! I'm alive-"

A car honked as it drove over the demon, killing him. The door opened and a tall, slender demon, known as Angel Dust, stepped out. A second and third demon, known as Katsuki and Moon, stepped out, slamming the door shut behind them.

"That was the worst ride of my life." Katsuki said

"I second that." Moon said

The demon inside the car, Travis, snickers to himself, "Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!"

Angel Dust, the spider demon, pushes his hand through his hair, "Yeah, yeah, listen." he shuts the door and fixes his hair some more, "Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab." he makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at Travis, smiling, "Ya got it?"

"Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!" Travis laughed

Angel pretends to be offended, "Ouch! Ooh!" He turns back to face him, "Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me" Then he looms over the driver and points at him with all his index fingers, "you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi"" and then he kisses him, "Shnuckums!"

"Pack a - puh." Travis mutters angrily, driving off.

Angel Dust looks behind him to see a vending machine for drugs.

"You know our mom is going to kill you for having sex in front of us in the car, right?" Moon asked

"I know so let's keep this between us, neither of you speak of this to your mother." Angel said as he pushes the button for the angel Dust and as soon as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.

"Yoink!"

"Hey!" Angel yelled

"Up yours, drag show!"

A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel gasps.

"Oh, my GOD!" Angel Dust leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face, "MY DRUGS!" He clenches the cloth angrily and looks up, "Damn it!"

A warship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings. Inside the warship is Sir Pentious and his henchmen.

"Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!" He proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open, "No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!"

"Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!" Egg Boi #23 compliments as Sir Pentious smiles in praise.

"Yeah!" Another Egg Boi said

"You really showed them what for! I liked when you," Another Egg Boi's hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun, "shot them with your ray gun!" he gets slapped away by Sir Pentious.

"I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!" An egg boi said and the other Egg Boi pats him

Sir Pentious' hood flares open, "At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end!" he pushes a few buttons, "And nothing," he pulls the levers towards him, "not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp!" he squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail.

An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pentious's face. Sir Pentious proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside.

"Oh, boy!" An Egg Boi cheered

"Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-"

Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream.

"EDGELORD!"

Sir Pentious looks offended, "Pardon?! Who said that?!" he looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Bois behind him, "What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! Ssspeak up!" he hisses.

"That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman." An Egg Boi said

A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pentious's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pentious and the two Egg Boiz. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.

Sir Pentious begins to cough.

As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.

"You lookin' for a fight, old man?!" Cherri begins to juggle around her cherry bomb, "Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!" A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pentious and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage, "....More!" She grinned

Sir Pentious' hood flares open, "Oh! You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahaha!" His henchmen surround him, ready to fight.

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The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.

"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy."

"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!" An image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird, "Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!"

"That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!" Katie said.

A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Tom said

"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!" Katie fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee and proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail.

Tom looks over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri, "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!" He wiggles eyebrows, "Hoohoo!"

"Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say - no dick?" Katie said as she pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch

"Ugh...not again!" Tom said as he crouched over in pain

A picture of Charlie was shown as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain.

"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" Katie crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain, "Suck it up, you little bi-!"

The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.

Charlie's girlfriend Vaggie was fixing Charlie's bow, "Okay! You remember what to say?" Vaggie asked

"Yes! Let's do this!" Charlie said

"Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you." Vaggie said in a serious tone

"Come on, Vaggie!" Charlie said as she bent backward, "I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know," She grabs and throws a doughnut away, "make things sound more exciting!" She gasps, "Hooo! What if I si-"

" -Sing a song about it?" Elodie said cutting Charlie off

"You knew I was gonna say that!" Charlie said hugging her sister

"Because we know you," Vaggie fixes her bow again. "But, please don't sing!" Vaggie said shaking Charlie, "This is serious!"

"Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!" Charlie said as she stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle are happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.

"But, life isn't a musical, sis." Elodie said placing hands her hands on her hips

"Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say!" Charlie starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie and Elodie a piece of paper, "The highlighted bits are the best part!"

"Uh, it's all highlighted." Vaggie said and she squints, "Is this a drawing...?"

"Yes! That's the happy ending, see?!" Charlie begins to fantasize, "Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!"

Elodie pinches the bridge of her nose, "I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And" She grabs Charlie to face her, "do not sing!"

"Okay, fiiiine. I'll just have to result to my impeccable improv skills." Charlie salutes to Vaggie as she walks over to Katie Killjoy, looking nervous.

"She's going to sing isn't she?" Vaggie asked

"Oh most definitely." Elodie said

"Hiii! I'm Charlie." Charlie said nervously and she tries to go for a handshake

"Katie Killjoy." Killjoy blows out the smoke of her cigarette, "I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie." She throws away her cigarette, "And you can put that away." She gestures to Charlie's hand, "I don't touch the gays. I have standards!"

"Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?" Charlie asked as she turns to look at the "Hell's #1 News" neon sign behind her.

"Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short." Killjoy proceeds to poke Charlie's chest and nose, "You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment."

A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.

"You and your sister might be some royal big shot." Killjoy fluffs her hair, "but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon" She does air quotes with her fingers, ""princess" wants to advertise."

Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.

"But, I-" Charlie is cut off

Katie continues to poke her chest, So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!"

"And we're live!" A newscast employee yelled

Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck, "Welcome back! So, Charlotte!" She said

"It's... Charlie." Charlie smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way

"Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!" Killjoy said as she tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen

Charlie looks around as Vaggie and Elodie as they motions her to go on, "Well," She clears throat and exhales, "as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me."

Killjoy spots a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over.

"Hell is my home and-" Charlie gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off, "you are my people. We... we just went through another Extermination."

Vaggie is seen giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.

"We lost so many souls and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year." Charlie stands up, "No one is even given a chance!" she slams her fist onto the table, waking Katie up. Charlie then walks away from the news desk, "I can't stand idlely by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking! Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?" she walks around the audience, "Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through...redemption?" she throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members, "Well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve!" she returns to the desk, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of it's kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!" there was a silence as Charlie starts to lose her confidence, "Y'know? Cus' hotels are for people passin' through...temporarily..."

Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.

"Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks-" A lizard demon tries to hold in his laughter, "You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts." He walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends, Zeezi and another demon

"I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!" Charlie said

The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching, including Crymini.

"Stupid bitch." The cameraman snickered

Elodie punches the cameraman square in the face

Charlie looks around, saddened, "Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you."

Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.

Vaggie facepalms, "Oh, no..."

"I saw it coming." Elodie said as she also facepalms

Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on.

Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.

"Wow! ...That was shit!" A top hat demon said

Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested.

"Boo." A blue flame demon called from the back, in a deadpan tone.

"What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?!" Killjoy asked Charlie between laughs, "You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... Because?!" She resumed laughing.

Charlie un-curled herself and turned to Killjoy, "Well, we have a couple of patrons already, who believe in our cause and they've shown incredible progress!"

Killjoy stopped laughing and turned to the Princess of Hell, "Oh? And who might that be?"

Charlie tries to look smug and confident, "Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!"

"The porn star?" Trench asked

Killjoy turns to him menacingly, "You fucking would, Tom!" She turns back to Charlie, "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube" She motions doing a handjob.

"Oh, I beg to differ!" Charlie begins to count on her fingers, "He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now."

"Breaking News!" A news staff yelled

Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.

"We are receiving word that new players have entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed."

The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter and Katsuki and Moon taking cover in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.

"Oh... shit." Charlie said

"Angel i'm going to fucking you when I get my hands on you." Elodie said

"I'm a bad person!" Angel yelled in the background

""Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than," Killjoy feigns a gasp, "porn actor, Angel Dust!" She turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist, "What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now."

Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie, "Ratings!" They said doing jazz hands

Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view, "Don't look at this!"

"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival." Killjoy looms over Charlie, "Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?" She said and everyone in the room started bursting into laughter.

Charlie tries to think of a comeback, "Yeah, well..." she looks around, "How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?!" She grabs Killjoy's ballpen, "...Bitch!"

Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench give her the death stare.

"Nice one little sis!" Elodie yelled

"Ehehe... Oops." Charlie said as she nervously puts down the pen

Tom Trench runs off set as Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows.

Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boiz. "Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!" Cherri said.

"Hahaha!" Angel laughed, as Cherri Bomb fired a rocket launcher. "You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!" Angel said, putting his hands behind his head.

Cherri Bomb launches another cherry bomb. "Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit and who are the kids?" Cherri asked.

Angel lights a bomb and hands it to her, "Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice."

They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.

Angel continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson, "Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine." He steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again, "These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!"

"Ho-ly shit!" Cherri said smiling in disbelief, "But seriously who are the kids?" She asked again

"That's Katsuki and Moon, Elodie's kids. El asked me to watch them." Angel said

"Which was a bad idea!" Moon yelled as she and Katsuki tried to run for cover

Angel looks at the leftover smudge on his finger, "well, sorta clean." He destroys an incoming Egg Boi, "Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!" He gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious

"Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy!" Angel said as he raises left eyebrow*

Sir Pentious takes it seriously as he gasps, "Son?!"

Angel lowers eyebrows.

"Okay this has gone far enough." Moon said

"Moon wait!" Katsuki yelled but it was too late and Moon runs out of her hiding spot and kicks Sir Pentious away

"Damn it!" Katsuki yelled and he runs to join them

Sir Pentious's hood flares open, "Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!" He said as he adjusts tie

"Or the side that ain't dead!" Cherri said as she decapitates an Egg Boi

Angel stands up and removes the chains restricting him, "Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?"

"Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?" Sir Pentious said

"Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" Katsuki insulted

"Nice one kid!" Angel said

A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.

The Egg Boi cups hands, "Oooooh!" He gets pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious

"I'm going to blow you to bitssss!" Sir Pentious yelled enraged

Angel eyes him up and down, "Hm, kinky!"

"You are so gross." Katsuki said to Angel Dust

"Oh, not like that!" Sir Pentious yelled as a hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background, "Pervert!" He knocks over an Egg Boi

Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri and the twins to the side out of fear.

Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles, "Not so cocky now, are we?!" Sir Pentious yelled

"Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole," Angel's limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts, "TIME!" Angel reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun, "And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just," He pulls out M1928, "sad!" And he shoots it at Sir Pentious.

"So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?" Cherri asked

"Oh he most definitely will." Moon said as she sliced an Egg Boi with her knife

"Eh," Angel retracts his third set of arms, "what's one little brawl gonna cause?"

Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to fight each other while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.

"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!" Trench yelled

"I'm trying too if you fucking stay still!" Elodie yelled

"Glad you haven't changed!" Cherri said as she slugs him on the arm, "You know you're my favorite guy to party with!"

"You know it, sugar tits!" Angel said

Cherri takes out one last bomb, "You guys ready to finish this?"

Angel takes out a Thompson gun, "Born ready, baby!"

"This is not going to end well isn't it?" Katsuki asked his twin sister

"Nope, calling it right now." Moon said

Angel, Katsuki, Moon, and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony.

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The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, Elodie is glaring at Angel trying to kill him, while Vaggie sits next to her, also glaring furiously at Angel Dust.

Charlie sighs as Elodie's eye twitches at Angel Dust, who can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.

Elodie scrunches up her face.

"...What?" Angel said finally taking notice

""What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?!" Elodie yelled rips off bits of her hair, "How could you take two thirteen year olds to a turf war!"

Angel sighs, "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"?" Angel said as he does air quotes, "Helping friends with stuff?" He rolls eyes

"Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!" Vaggie yelled

"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! It wasn't that bad, anyway." Angel said and he proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller

Elodie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller.

"Aw, come on! I had to!" Angel brushes back hair, "My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!" He suggestively pushes up chest fluff

"Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!" Vaggie gestures at a defeated Charlie, "Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!"

Angel scoffs, "No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it!" He starts looking around the limousine, "This thing have any liquor?"

"Can you please just try to take this seriously?!" Elodie yelled

Angel flicks off a dust bunny, "Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!" He said as he snaps finger at her while smiling

"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!" Moon asked

"Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!" Angel groaned

Vaggie returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms, "I'm gonna kill 'im."

"Not if I kill him first." Elodie said

"Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch - get used to it." Angel said as he folds arms confidently

Vaggie angrily, as she grits her teeth, "¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)"

"Come on mom, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around!", Katsuki said

Angel looks out the limousine window, smirking, "The kid's right, you got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!" He said laughing

"You're one to talk." Vaggie said, smiling smugly

"Hey! This body is flawless!" Angel Dust said, motioning his body. "Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!" He pulls out an envelope from his chest fluff

"Okay, I've said this so many times and i'll say it again: You are the most disgusting demon I've ever met." Moon said

"Grrr..."

"That was really uncool, y'know, Angel." Charlie said

""Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel!" Vaggie looks toward Angel Dust and points at him, "All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!"

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Angel asked

Elodie motions "What do you think?"

Angel snaps finger, "Ah...well, shucks."

"Hey, come on." Charlie takes off ruined jacket, "We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie." She puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder, "I-it'll be okay!"

Vaggie smiles at Charlie softly.

The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.

Vaggie throws herself on the couch, facing the wall, "Ugh!"

Angel Dust walked over to the fridge. He opened the fridge and grabbed a box of melting popsicles. He shrugged and grabbed a popsicle from the box.

He turned to Charlie, "Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here!"

He gave a laugh, but noticed Charlie was too upset to share a laugh. His smile fell and he reached over to comfort the Princess of Hell, but decided to give her some space.

Charlie gave Angel a look for a second, grabbed her hellphone and walked outside the Hotel, "Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well."

She sadly confessed as she shrinks to her knees. "And... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference." Charlie continued.

She starts tearing up as she wipes them off her face. "I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway..." Charlie said, sadly.

She wipes her face once more. "I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye..." Charlie said, hanging up.

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising her. Charlie contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway.

The mysterious figure watching her performance from before can be seen standing before her, "Hel-" Alastor starts before he gets door slammed in front of him

Charlie looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again, "-lo!" Alastor finished.

Charlie slams the door in front of his face once more, "Hey, Vaggie? Ellie?"

"Whaaaat?" Vaggie asked annoyed

"The Radio Demon is at the door!" Charlie said

"What?!" Vaggie and Elodie exclaimed in unison

Angel Dust takes out the popsicle from his mouth, "Uh... who?"

"What should I do?!" Charlie asked

"Uh, well- Don't let him in!" Vaggie yelled

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor, "May I speak now?" Alastor asked

"You may..."

"Alastor!" The voice introduced, "Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure!" Then the demon entered the Hotel, "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist!" The deer demon, Alastor, smiled his signature Cheshire grin, "What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!" He laughed and walked into the lobby, "Sooo many orphans..."

Vaggie holds a harpoon towards his chest, "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!"

Alastor uses finger to move the harpoon away, "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here..." he turns into his full demon form, "I would've done so already..."

The screen distorts as Charlie, Elodie, and Vaggie staring at him perturbed as the distortion ends.

"No! I'm here because I want to help!" Alastor said

"Say what, now?" Elodie/Charlie said

Alastor repeats himself, "Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on?" He taps on his mic, "Testing, testing!"

Alastor's Mic opens its eye, "Well, I heard you loud and clear!"

"Um, you want to help? With...?" Charlie is cut off

Alastor teleports behind the three with his shadow, "This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it."

"Buuut... why?" Elodie asked

"Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus," Alastor shoves Vaggie offscreen, "aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!"

"Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?" Charlie asked

"Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment."

"So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" Charlie asked

Alastor scoffed and waved his hand, "Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity!" He shook his head, "No no no no, I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!" Alastor glanced at Vaggie, Angel Dust and Elodie. "The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!"

"So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?" Charlie asked

"Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!" Alastor said, as he pulls Elodie close to him and twirls her around. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"Alastor continued.

"Riiiight." Charlie said as she removed his hand from her back

Alastor nodded, "Yes, indeed-y!" He dragged Charlie deeper into the lobby, "I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?"

"Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?" Angel Dust asked

"Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!" Vaggie said

Angel Dust shrugs cluelessly.

"The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?" Elodie said

"Eh, not big on politics." Angel shrugged

"Ugh! Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!"

"Ya done?" Angel laughs dryly, "He looks like a strawberry pimp."

"Well, I don't trust him!" Vaggie said

"To be fair aunt Vaggie, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?" Moon said

Vaggie grabs Charlie by the shoulder, "Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!"

"I..." Charlie sighed. "...we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!"

Alastor inspects a portrait of the royal family.

"To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in." Charlie puts her hands on Vaggie's shoulders, "Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!"

"Charlie, Vaggie's right, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!" Elodie said walking up to her

Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.

"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad!" She begins imitating her dad's voice, ""You don't take shit from other demons!"" She walks off to where Alastor is

"Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke."

As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor. "But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... tricks or voodoo strings attached." Charlie said as she made gestures with her hands

"So, it's a deal, then?" As Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement, he twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Charlie refused his handshake, "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire."

Charlie looks over to Vaggie and Elodie for approval. "Sound fair?" Charlie asked

Alastor rubs his chin, "Hmm..." He retracts his mic staff, "Fair enough!"

"Cool beans." Charlie sighs in relief

"Hmm hm hmm hmm..." Alastor continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie and Elodie, "Smile, my dears!" He tickles the underside of their chin, "You know you're never fully dressed without one!" He Walks away as he continues humming, "So where is your hotel staff?"

"Uh, well-" Charlie gestures to Vaggie who's staring at Alastor dead in the eyes.

Alastor adjusts monocle, "Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that." He walks towards Angel Dust, "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"

"I can suck your dick!" Angel said

Alastor froze for a second, with wide eyes and a wide smile on his face, until he was able to respond, "HAH! No."

"Your loss." Angel scoffed

"And what about you, my sweet?" Alastor asked

"Oh come on Al, you know what I can do." Elodie smiled, "Plus, I don't work here but I will try to help out with ideas when I can."

"Well, this just won't do!" He takes out his mic staff, "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up." Alastor snaps his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him.

Niffty poofs off the soot from her body, "This little darling is Niffty!" Alastor said

Niffty drops to the floor, unaffected, "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!" She eyes the four. "

Why're you all women?" She lifts Charlie with no effort, "Are there any men here?!" She puts Charlie down, "I'm sorry, that's rude." Niffty looks around, "Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch!" She grabs a spider and crushes it. "Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense."

Niffty stared offscreen as she takes out a feather duster, "Oh, my gosh! This is awful!" She speeds cleans throughout the hotel, "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" She spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin, "Nope!"

The four stare at Niffty, as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby. Husk laid his cards down the table.

"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho..." Husk said, until demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily. "...tel? What the fuck is this?" Husk asked, upset and angry.

"Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!"

"Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" Husk yelled angrily as the jackpot disappears into nothingness

"Good to see you too!" Alastor said

Husk facepalms angrily, "What the hell do you want with me this time...?"

Alastor threw his arm around Husk's shoulders, "My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay."

"Are you shittin' me?!" Husk asked

"Hmm... No, I don't think so!"

Husk angrily pushed the red-themed deer demon away and shouted, "You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

"Maybe!" Alastor answered with a humored smile.

"I ain't doing no fucking charity job." Husk said

"Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!" Alastor answered, showing the new bar and reception desk, "With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you!" He walked over to the bar, "Don't worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming!" He waved his hand and a green bottle, labelled 'Cheep Booze' appeared, "If you wish..."

Husk looked at the bottle and frowned at Alastor, "What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!" He took the bottle, "Well, you can!" He entered the back of the bar and drank a bottle of cheap booze.

"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!" Vaggie begins

Angel Dust tackled her into the nearest couch, "SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!" Then he turned to Husk and flirted a smile, "Hey~"

"Go fuck yourself." Husk said

Angel Dust holds Husk's face, "Only if you watch me!"

"Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" Charlie said as she tries to go for a handshake

Husk reaches for his booze, "I lost the ability to love years ago." He continues to down his booze.

Elodie walks up the bar, "Hi, Husk. Pleasure to see you again." She said

"Y-Yeah, nice to see you as well." Husk blushes and turns away from her.

"So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked

"This is amazing!" Charlie exclaimed rubs her cheeks excitedly

"It's... okay." Vaggie said, crossing her arms

Alastor reels the two towards him, "Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!"

He then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie fast enough for him to shove Vaggie offscreen. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.

The hotel door explodes, knocking Niffty offscreen as Charlie, Alastor, Elodie, Katsuki, Moon, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.

Sir Pentious' warship has made an appearance outside the hotel, "Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor i!" Sir Pentious said

"Do I know you?" Alastor asked

Sir Pentious frowned and slithered into his warship, "Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have the element of... SURPRISE!" From the bottom of his ship, a large cannon appeared and started charging. Sir Pentious laughed, "I'm so evil!"

Alastor snapped his fingers, and an otherworldly portal appeared below the warship, and tendrils of shadows emerged from the portal and wrapped themselves around the warship. Alastor balled his hand into a tight fist, and the tendrils tightened their grasp until the ship exploded. Alastor smiled in satisfaction while the rest of us stared in shock and horror.

Alastor breaks the tension, "...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now..."

Alastor uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

"...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!" Alastor said sinisterly