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𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝗘𝗨𝗡𝗝𝗜
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𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧!

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A: "Actually, when I was younger, me and my sister ate part of a candle because we thought it was cake."

B: "Bees are people too!"

C: "Can't we all just sing Frozen songs all day?"

D: "Dilf? Why are you calling him that? I'm clearly the only one here."

E: "Each time you sing that, I want to set something on fire."

F: "Free Taemin, he's being held captive by Onew in that weird ass costume."

G: "Great job on making Loki hate you. How did you manage to do that, Kibum?"

H: "How are you, Ari? I'm sad about my kdrama, that's how I am."

I: "Irene loves Yeri more than me! I'm so sad."

J: "Jonghyun and Taemin once got into an argument over who Loki likes more, but he rathers Minho for some reason."

K: "Kibum, if you take my food, I'll steal your kneecaps."

L: "Let's go, let's go, I'm ready to watch Patrick do some dome shit."

M: "My daughter is prettier than you are. Oh wow, thanks."

N: "Nobody move, I lost my hair clip and I'll slap you guys if you don't help me find it."

O: "Oh my God, don't you know I'm...gay for Irene? No, I totally didn't just make that up."

P: "Please stop waking me up unless you want me to cut off your toes in your sleep."

Q: "Queens are better because women are women."

R: "Red Velvet members are gay. Hmm, I guess we are."

S: "So are we just going to ignore the fact that you almost burned the kitchen down?"

T: "Taemin! You better get back here right this minute. I never told you to flood the bathroom!"

U: "Ursula is the prettiest villain. Are you okay? Are you on something?"

V: "Vroom Vroom bitches!"

W: "Why is my son dressed in a monkey costume? Minho what did you do?"

X: "X is such an underrated letter!"

Y: "Yoona stole my phone so I am posting her meme worthy pictures."

Z: "Zimzalabim fuc—" *cue onew covering her mouth*