Trying to steal my senpai?
Who do you think you're dealing with?
If you try and take him just know
I have a knife at home with your name on it.
I'm the hero of this story
You're the fanboy wannabe.
But if you really want fight...
Then please, try and beat me.
There are many things that I can do
That you would never dare.
I doubt you'd have the courage to take and claim
Senpai's underwear~
Or tie a rival to a chair
And make them wish they were never born
So drop the act and leave
I'm sure you're missing some freaky cable porn.

BONUS!

I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with
So you better run and hide
I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die
It's not like senpai will miss you
Since, he'll just end up loving me~
So I'll give you one verse to back away and beg me for mercy

// Change pronouns to fit your ships, don't attack me-