a gentle reminder that the y/n hate train is not needed on this platform! this book exists for entertainment and comfort!

3:17 AM

( the 1-a simps and y/n chan )

( babey )
guys
do ostriches fly?

( lord explosion murder )
they don't shortie
go to sleep
it's three in the morning for fuck's sakes

( our dad )
BAKUGO
NO MORE SWEARING
Y/N IS HERE

( lord explosion murder )
SHE DOESN'T CARE
WOULD YOU Y/N

( babey )
katsu-chi
what's a fuck?

( our dad )
Y/N
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN SLEEPING RIGHT NOW
DON'T MAKE ME COME IN YOUR ROOM

( babey )
but
i can't sleep
can i at least have a bedtime story?

( lord explosion murder )
DAMN ELITE
WHO SAID YOU COULD TELL HER A FUCKING BEDTIME STORY

( babey )
i'm sorry katsu-chi
but i already told ten-nya that i'd sleep as long as i have a bedtime story
so he promised me he'd tell me
and also because you keep saying the fuck word or something like that
i wanted to know but you wouldn't tell me >:(

( our dad )
Y/N
that's why I'm in charge of the stories
Bakugo-san's stories are horrendous and are not for those of your age

( lord explosion murder )
HA
PICKIN FIGHTS WITH ME YOU DAMN EXTRA

( pikachoo )
but Iida
she's literally the same age as us
but she's the class babey

( babey )
uwahhh
hi den-chi

( pikachoo )

aaaaaah
senpai noticed meee 🥺🥺❤❤✨

( our dad )
Y/N
IT'S WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME ALREADY
GET OFF THE PHONE OR ELSE THERE WON'T BE BEDTIME STORIES ANYMORE

( babey )
eep
sorry
night katsu-chi
night den-chi

( lord explosion murder)
night shortie
ily
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING-

( pikachoo)
yeah you didn't

anyway
night princess 🥺🥺❤❤✨✨

end of conversation

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