WARNING: the croods 2 movie spoilers!

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Mina was currently regretting her life's choices.

She had happened to snatch the opportunity of stealing Y/N all to herself for a girl's night but someone just had to overhear how loud she was when she asked the catgirl.

Thus resulting in a class movie and sleepover in the dorm's living area.

The girl were on one side of the room- painting their toenails and chatting happily. Aoyama was curling and styling their hairs in wacky hairdos that said 'frenche le eleganté'.

"Curse you Kyouka-chan and your stupid earjacks," Mina grumbled, making the former snicker into Momo's shoulder.

Somewhere from the boy's side of the room- a discount Pikachu screamed when he caught Todoroki and Midoriya in a very precarious position.

"GAY PANIIIIC!!"

"GET THIS LITTLE FUCKER OFF MEEE!!" Bakugo barked while he tried to yeet Kirishima who bit his explosion themed-crocs for fun- a dare courtesy of Sero and Denki. The redhead was successfully thrown off and landed on a startled Ilida who was busy trying his best to detangle Y/N from the long ass couch without scratching it with her claws.

Having Ilida off her back, Y/N managed to escape and go back to the girls' side all purrs and cat-eyed smiles as if she didn't even cause chaos in the first place.

'CREAK!'

Everyone whipped their heads to look at the doorway. Present Mic stood along with yellow caterpillar Eraserhead who kept grumbling. Momo approached the both of them.

"What're you doing here, sir?" Momo approached the both of them and stepped back a few feet away when Hizashi answered in his very, very loud voice,

"WE WANTED TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN OF COURSE!"

"...you mean you wanted to join in," Aizawa grumbled, turning to the students and glaring at them. They took it as a sign to return to their places so they could watch the movie. Sato and Shouji handed them the caramel popcorn (with a jalapeño one for Bakugo) and settled in.

Per Y/N's request, (simps) they all watched the new Croods movie.

They had been laughing along to the family's hilarious actions when Y/N scrambled up from her seat saying she had to get Mr. Whiskers. Aizawa nodded and continued watching with the others who were too immersed in the movie to pay attention.

One thing you'll notice about this class was that Kaminari, Bakugo or Todoroki tended to make unnecessary comments about the movie.

"Bet your coochie hair's thicker than that Grandma's wig."

"Why didn't anyone tell that punch monkey to wear butt protection?"

"It seems the old lady has surpassed us in terms of abdominal muscles."

"Poor guy got squished-"

"They're still holding hands even though they've been fucked over, what the hell..."

"Who the fuck would baptize their child and name them Bogwater?"

"Hope looks like she's about to shit herself."

"That's what happens to your hand when you jack off too much, Bakugo."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUNCE FACE!"

Ilida tried to get them to quiet down but it seems it has gotten worse considering Ilida constantly speaks as if a megaphone was lodged in his throat. Aizawa's decision on silencing them himself so he could finally watch the fucking movie was thankfully averted when Y/N headed back with her cat in her arms. The white Ragdoll mewled happily once he saw Aizawa and jumped from her arms into his.

Cats are truly Shouta's salvation from this wild, wicked world with arrogant brats and even more arrogant villains.

Finally, the movie was finished. While it rolled the credits in, Y/N had opened her Instagram™ to find a very interesting message.

"Is Antarctica a language?"

"No dumbass- ehem, I mean sweetie," Momo gently crooned, "It's a really cold place far down on the South Pole."

"I know what the difference is between North Pole and South Pole and the Antarctica and the Arctic, Momo!" The catgirl huffed, seeing as SOME PEOPLE still cannot seem to get over the fact that she has one braincell or two, "I'm asking if it's also a language- or do they even have a language?"

"Uh- no. I'm not sure about that one since Antarctica is a desolate country. Sorry baby."

"Mmh..."

"What was the question for anyways?"

"A guy with hair all over his chest is asking me this,"

Momo and Uraraka- who was on the other side of her- peered in.

INSTAGRAM
11:45 PM

( random guy )

come stai principessa?

ACCEPT MESSAGE REQUEST ○
DECLINE MESSAGE REQUEST ○

"Baby- that's not Antarctica."

"That's Italian," Momo deadpanned and her aura suddenly darkened, "Also, decline that guy. He's probably asking for trouble."

"Geh-! Momo has gone over to the dark side!"

After doing what she's told, Y/N declined the message and continued scrolling on the app with the two girls on each side of her.

"Ariana Grande's engaged? That's literally two weeks ago."

"Ooh- Cardi B's house looks really pretty with those gold flowers!"

"Geh-! A new cookie on Animal Crossing!"

"Ah, there's a follow request!" Tapping on the profile, the man's bio seemed to be incredibly suspicious for the two girls.

'i'm giving out $5,000 to all sugar babies on PayPal™ DM while you can!'

"Can I accept this-"

"NO!"

"NO!"

"WHY NOT?!"

"ITS A FUCKING SUGAR DADDY Y/N!" This caught the other's attention.

"Sugar daddy?"

"Whose sugar daddy?"

"Do they give you diabetes?"

"No Todoroki- they don't give you diabetes."

"DON'T FUCKING ACCEPT THAT!" Bakugo roared and snatched away her phone. In retaliation- she hissed and scratched him, making him drop the phone.

"Don't worry Katsu-chi!" She reverted back to her sweet, doe-eyed self once she had opened back the app on her phone, "I'm just going to tell him that I won't be a sugar baby- but I'll have the five grand instead!"

"Y/N IS SUCH AN ICON PLEASE" Sero and Kirishima both paused.

"Jinx!"

"Double Jinx!"

Bakugo smirked and chimed in.

"Fuck-"

"Off!"

"Me!" Kirishima blushed as the both the triangle smiling man and the pomeranian deadass gazed at him incredulously. Om the other side of the couch- Hagakure tried to sneak Tsuyu's jelly rolls by hiding them between her armpits. Before she could tiptoe away, a long tongue swiped the jelly rolls- it's owner ribbiting away while she tried to chase her around the room.

"KE-KERO KERO NOT TODAY SATAN!"

Our favorite scruffy teacher was so done. His line of patience has already snapped. He had papers to grade. Villains to beat up. Heroes to babysit.

Aizawa has having none of this bullshit.

"All of you. Go to sleep now." Red eyes pierced the people in the room through their souls. Almost immediately they started settling in their respective futons and places on the couch. Hizashi handed a juicebox to Shouta to calm him down- but the teacher hissed at him, snatched the juicebox ( and the pussæ ) before he slithered back into his comfortable yellow sleeping bag.

"..."

'Finally fucking peace and quiet-'

"Do you guys think about therapy?"

"No, but we all need therapy."

"GO TO SLEEP YOU MAGGOTS!"

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Y/N was sleeping on a part of the couch when her arm fell of the cushion and hung above the holes between the feet of the L-shaped sofa.

A black claw started crawling up, making its way to pull her with it down to the depths when the catgirl- who mistook it for her stuffed animal- grabbed it and laced their fingers with each other as she sighed with absolute content.

The demon under the sofa blushed.

"B-b-baka!"

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and that sugar daddy and italian guy dm- personal experience so why not 😗✌