Lyner, holding the door open for Jolie: Here, after you :)

Jolie, giggling: Oh, no! You can go ahead!

Evelyn, pushing them both aside: After me.

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Rein: I was attracted to you first.

Nyx: Yeah? Well I confessed first.

Rein: Okay, and? I asked you out first.

Nyx: That's nice, but I said "I love you" first.

Rein, getting down on one knee: I proposed first.

Nyx: Wait what-

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• SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE ...

Alem, being nagged at by Imai: God, you sound like you could be my husband ...

Imai: I AM YOUR HUSBAND?

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Joon: I'm pansexual and confused.

Emil: About your sexuality?

Joon: No, aha! I just never know what's going on because I like choosing not to pay attention to whatever's happening around me!

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Choi: I identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Noé: *Trying and failing to hurdle a couch until he ends up falling face-first into the floor*

Choi, already unbuttoning his shirt: God, you're so fucking stupid.

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Ava: Kei can't be good at everything, right? The guy's probably a bad kisser, I bet.

Kasem: No, he's definitely good at that, too.

Ava: Oh. Fine, then.

Ava:

Ava: Wait, what?

Kasem: Huh?

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Imai: Let me make this clear: I don't like you.

Alem: Then get off my lap?

Imai: ... No.

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Ren: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Random Ensemble Member: Um, no?? I-

Dakota: *Enters room*

Jen: *Jaw clenches*

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Mei, running into the room, panicked: Choi-kun! Amaya! There's a stranger in the hot tub!

Amaya: Who is it?

Choi: Do you not know what a "stranger" is?

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Jolie: Lyner, how do tall people sleep at night when there isn't a blanket out there that couldn't possibly fully cover them?

Lyner, groaning: My love, please, it's four in the morning ...

Jolie: Can't sleep, babe? Is it 'cause of the blanket?

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Felix: If I'm extra sarcastic with you, it honestly probably means that I'm either trying to flirt and failing or I just can't handle dealing with your shit in general. Have fun figuring out which one it is.

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Random Person: Do it or you're straight.

Almost Everyone in Yokosuka: *GASP*

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Emil: Joon, I need some advice! And quick!

Joon, sipping Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Nyx, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Imai: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR, NYX!

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Evelyn: Hanae, what exactly are you doing?

Hanae: I'm yelling at the person who ruined my life right now.

Evelyn:

Jolie:

Evelyn:

Jolie: Hanae, that's a mirror??

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• POV THE REVOLUTION ARC

Dakota: Looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way outta this one, guys.

Sana, Nyx, and Alem all pulling out their own respective weapons: Manslaughter it is.

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• YOKOSUKA STUDENTS ON A FIELD TRIP TO SEE A STAND UP COMEDY EVENT

Comedian: So, what school you all go to?

Student: Yokosuka University.

Comedian: I'm sorry.

Student, speaking louder: Yokosuka University!

Comedian: Oh, no; I heard you, I'm just sorry.