i called up my friend chanel, chanel oberlin.

"yes?" she asked when the phone stopped ringing.

"i need to do something, like revenge." i said.

"on who?" she said, she sounded pretty serious.

"jack hughes." i said already regretting it.

"what happened? i swear if he broke up with you i will shove a trenta, no foam, five-shot half-calf, no foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees up his cheeks." she said.

i laughed, "no, can you bring your chanel #2, #3, and #5 to my house?" i asked her.

"of course, anything to get revenge." she said.

i hung up and sat down.

i heard my door bell ring, their here!! i ran down and opened it.

"hey!" i said, they invited theirselves in with a bag of something.

we went up to my room, "ew, it smells like a farm in here!" chanel said, covering her nose. "aw thanks!" i said to her smiling.

"wear this." she shoved a bag to my chest.

"okay?" i said and went to my bathroom to get dressed. i took it out, there's no way i'm wearing this! i have to though, so i don't end up in chanel's meat freezer.

(shirt)

(skirt)

(jacket)

(i know it's ugly i couldn't find anything else 😭)

i walked out, "really? this is your revenge outfit for me?" i said twirling showing them how ridiculous it is.

"i like it. so your going to wear it." she shrugged her shoulders and smiled.

she put blush on my face, i really wanted to hide.

she sprayed perfume all over me, i coughed because of how strong it was. i covered my mouth while doing it, of course.

"ew! don't cough on me creature!" she said, "i didn't even cough on you.." i said. she gasped. "what? what's wrong?" i asked worried.

"you wiped off some of the blush!!" she yelled at me, "i'm sorry!!" i apologized to her. she shook it off and fixed it.

"stop moving." she said putting lip gloss on my lips. "i'm not a drag queen chanel." i said.

"for the next few hours, you are." she smiled. and put everything back in her bag.

"what are we even doing?" i asked her, she laughed. "oh you'll see!" she smiled, again.

drives with the chanel and the chanel's are so fun! by the way if you can't tell, i'm lying. hopefully you caught on to that!!

we arrived at jacks house and went in. we went into his room where he was sleeping.

"what are we doing.." i asked them. they drew mustaches on him and made him look... interesting.

"done!" they said.

"okay..." i start walking out of the room, "let's leave."

authors note:
i would like to apologize for what the chapter was like BEFORE i edited it. i need to post this edited version first before i do anything else...

edited: february 5th, 2023