7 months. :)

Yes 7 months till you get to prove to the world just how awesome you are :)

womp womp

I never know how to respond to this-

Yeah shes def dumb and youre just a simp for stupid

Dear heart I think there's a short in your brain somewhere because I believe what you meant to say was

She's amazing 

She's beautiful 

She's incredible 

She's brilliant 

Smart

Kind

Wonderful 

Radiant 

And a million other beautiful things that she is. 

Also I'm not a simp for dumb or I'd be simping you 🖕🏻

*beep*

O-O

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DYING HELP FJBADFGAJFBAJFGJHAGFAKBCKCJBACEGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP UHGFKSDGFHSDGFHGFFHWFHFEIMDYINGUAFHGAUGF

You knowyou should break up with your girlfriend shes annoying lol

You know what's annoying? You lol

*beep*

I would but like damn you told me to and I don't do what I'm told so yeah.

Also get a life and stop telling people to end their's. 

Slinkies are like friends they arent good for much but you smile when you push them down the stairs

Can I push someone down the stairs?..

I raided your fridge

Find anything good? 

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS MACARONI SO I ATE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED IT TASTED KINDA FUNNY SO I SPIT IT AT A BUNNY AND i forgot the rest of it

What-

Istg if the worms dont leave me alone Ill nuke Antarctica

Can I watch?..

*blank*

There's nothing there-