I was having a dream. A dream where Alex ruins everything. I honestly thought it was going to be my future at this summer camp. First, in my dream at least, I totally forgot about my brother, My brother's probably future boyfriend, Charlie I think their (yes, I have learned my lesson not to call people by not preferred pronouns) name was, and that cheeky little bastard: Alex. I was having a wonderful dream.

Second, I chose the hottest chick other than me at this camp, and flirted with her. She totally fell for it, and fell for me. To remind you, this chick was basically the opposite of me, and a total goth. Though I forgot what her face looked like, she still was clearly the opposite of me in style.

She still fell head over heels for me, I could tell, and in that moment, I did too. Love at first sight. The very next day, she told me her name (I think it was Coral if I can remember), I told her mine, we both flirted with each other as we exchanged numbers, the whole fantasy-romance dream I've been having since I was twelve: just with no summer camp. Then we basically got together over the next few days, and got in a very serious relationship. Third, out of nowhere, Alex told Coral a bunch of bullshit, which made her dump me!

I was in tears, begging her to stay with me. But no, she still dumped me. She was all like: 'You're a liar! I trust Alex more than you!' And I was all like: 'If you trust him more than me, you love him then!' 'Well maybe I do!'

'But he's ace!' And Coral was like: 'So? We can love without sex!' Alex came over and was like: 'Yeah! Bitch!' That was so disappointing, that Coral would be a virgin because of Alex. Bullshit I say, BULLSHIT!

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Before I could finish the horrible nightmare though, someone's screaming woke me up. I opened up my eyes. Speak. Of. The fucking Devil.

"Put your ass on me again fucktard and I'll put my foot up it!" Alex yelled at my brother. I rolled my eyes. What a fucking day this is so far.