*It was a magnificent Saturday during the summer. It was a perfect day, looking almost as if nothing would go wrong! Oh? What's that? The BroZone Brothers are apart of this? Oh god.... This is an upcoming nightmare....*

*Oh wait! They're doing a Garage Sale? That can't be THAT bad, right? RIGHT??? I mean, what could possibly go wrong?*

*At the front of that sale, Floyd was attempting to sell Lemonade! Cute! Oh yeah, and Branch was there too. He was drinking lemonade from the pitcher! ....why?*

F: *Looks at Branch* "Can you believe what a lovely day this is? No one's been arguing all day! That's an achievement in this family! Thought I would need to get captured by homophobic dolls for that to happen! :D"

B: *Still busy drinking lemonade, looking at him and slowly blinking one eye at a time.* :P

F: "Wait, Branch! Don't drink all the lemonade! We need that for the customers!"

JD: *Walking by with his head in a box [it fit perfectly and now he's stuck],* "What customers?"

F: "Wait.... Why is your head in a box?"

JD: "....I wanted to see if my head fit, and now I'm stuck- At least it fit perfectly, so I can still breathe!" 👍

B: *Has now drank half the lemonade.*

RANDOM TROLL: *Passing by the lemonade stand, noticing a baby drinking from a lemonade pitcher.* "Ew. This is way too expensive for such quality! They have babies drinking their lemonade! This place is gonna get shut down if they don't fix it fast!"

F: *Heard literally nothing the troll just said,* "Hello!! Would you like some lemonade?" :3

B: *Looks at the troll with wide eyes, spitting the lemonade into a cup and handing it over to the troll.* :3

RANDOM TROLL: "Oh no thanks, I'm good."

F: "BUT WAIT!! UHHHH.... UHMMM.... YOU WANT IT FOR FREE? I-I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE!!!"

C: "The whole part about a sale is to make money, Floyd! Not selling things for free! I mean, look at how much money I'm making!" *He is busy selling Floyd's dolls.*

F: "WAIT!! Clay! Why are you selling my toys??!! I love those!!!"

C: "....Money. Duh. We need to repay our debt from our last show, and tax evasion!"

F: "Tax evasion? When? We'll only get more money than what we need!"

C: "Yeah! It's a surprise tool that'll help us later!" 😜

JD: "STOP QUOTING BABY SHOWS!"

C: "IT'S MY CLUBHOUSE, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, SQUARE!"

JD: "JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF THIS AMAZON BOX! I'LL SHOW YOU!!" *Keeps trying to pull the box off of his head. Spoiler Alert: It ain't going too well.*

*Nearby, Spruce was attempting to sell Grandma's boring items in a fancy ways. Like for example, Grandma's clothes! Ones that she still wants! Fabulous!*

S: "JUST TAKE A GANDER AT THE MOST TRENDY OUTFITS OUT THERE! IT COULD BE YOU TO TAKE THEM HOME TODAY! OR YOU! OR EVEN YOU, THE LITTLE BABY IN THE BACK! FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $5,432.62!! WHAT A DEAL!! BUT WAIT! IT GETS BETTER! BUY ONE, AND YOU GET THE SECOND FREE! *Beneath his breath* Wait no- We need to make money- We're in debt from last show's damages- *Clears his throat* SCRATCH THAT! BUY ONE, GET THE OTHER 0.01% OFF!! WILL IT BY YOU TO TAKE IT HOME?"

RANDOM TROLL: *Picks up a toy that's around 2 bucks.* "Oo! I'll take this!"

S: *Points at the toy,* "Uhm actually, about that! That toy is now $1,000,000!!"

RANDOM TROLL: "What?! WHY?!"

S: "Inflation. Also we're broke."

RP: *Gives the toy to the child for the original price,* "Sorry about him."

S: "BUT GRANDMA! WE'RE BROKE!"

C: "I hate to say it, but bro's right. We need exactly
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,300 and 20 cents!"

RP: *Didn't realize how broke they were,* "You need what now?" 😰

JD: *After countless minutes of struggling, he finally removed the Amazon box from his head. One could swear that his head was more square than before.* "Finally! Never doing that again!" :]

RANDOM TROLL: *Walks up to Rhonda and points,* "Is it for sale?" *After the Troll asked the question, Rhonda randomly flopped over.*

JD: *Thinking: "Oooh! Now's my chance to get money!" Much rather than: "Oh no you don't get my Armadillo! Not today, buster!", so he replied,* "YES ITS $200!"

RANDOM TROLL: "Great!" *He gives the money to Clay, who puts it in a cash register. He then shook hands with JD like business partners.*

JD: *Now letting it sink in.* "....Did I just sell my baby?"

C: "Yes." *Too busy counting the money.*

JD: "NOOOOOOOOO!" *Drops to his knees dramatically. He then dusts himself off, running after the Troll,* "WAIT WAIT!!!! STOP! GIVE ME BACK THAT BABY! I'LL TRADE YOU FOR A NEW ONE!"

RANDOM TROLL: "What do you mean..?"

JD: "Uhhh-" *In the moment, he picked up Branch, who was still drinking from the pitcher,* "ILL TRADE YOU FOR HIM! HE'S ONLY APART OF OUR BOYBAND, NO BIG DEAL!"

S: "Wait, that could make us a lot of money- I'm listening...."

C: "Yeah! We could repay our debt!"

B: :'>

RANDOM TROLL: "Okay- Deal."

F: "WHY WOULD HE TAKE THE BABY!? GIMME BRANCH!!! DON'T SELL HIM!!"

JD: "Stop trying to ruin our business!"

F: "BUT HE'S NOT AN OBJECT FOR SALE! HE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!"

JD: "Rhonda was alive, so what are we gonna do here?"

RP: *Yells across the yard,* "STOP TRYING TO SELL BRANCH!" *She then walked across the yard, pointing at the troll,* "AND YOU! TRY TO BUY ONE OF MY GRANDSONS AGAIN AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!"

RANDOM TROLL: "UHHH I THINK OUR TIME IS DONE HERE, GOODBYE!" *He then leaves.*

BROZONE BROTHERS: "BYE MR. AFTON!!!!"

RP: "Wait what?" 😰

F: "Yeah! Mr. Afton makes the best pizza! It's super cool! Just like Five Nights at Freddy's lore!" :D

S: "Isn't that a little suspicious though?"

F: "Hmm, nah! That's just a theory! A crazy theory!"

*Markiplier Troll walks by, interested in purchasing things at the sale.*

F: *Eyes sparkle,* "MARKIPLIER?!" 🤩

RP: "Okay, where did HE come from?"

MARKIPLIER: *Holds up a spoon,* "Is this for sale?"

F: *In a daydream,* "Markiplier...? Is that you?" 🤩🤩

RP: "Oh- He's a troll-" *She knew that her grandson talked about this 'Markiplier' dude a lot.*

MARKIPLIER: "Of course! Now seriously, is this for sale?"

C: "YEPPPP!! $100!"

MARKIPLIER: "....for a plastic spoon?"

C: *Nod.*

S: "BUTTTTT- IT'S NOT JUST A PLASTIC SPOON! IT'S BEEN USED BY NONE OTHER THANNNNN-" *Spotlight shines on Branch, who was sad over his finished pitcher of lemonade,* "BITTY B!!" ✨✨

MARKIPLIER: "Oo! Sold!" *He loves BroZone.*

JD: "Ew... Also, is no one gonna talk about how Mr. Afton literally just took my R H O N D A??"

C: "Money is money. Plus, you were the one who sold her!"

JD: "IT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTTTT!!! I WANT HER BACKKK!!!" 😭😭😭 "SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN STUCK INSIDE AN ANIMATRONIC SUIT BY NOW!!!"

*Coincidentally, Rhonda returns. She'd just bitten Mr. Afton. Even he can't steal Rhonda! Sorry Clay, Rhonda is the NEW Powerhouse of the cell!*

JD: "RHONDA!!!! IM SO GLAD YOU AREN'T AN ANIMATRONIC!!" *He hugs her.*

MARKIPLIER: "About the spoon-"

C: "As we said, $100 for the Limited-Edition Bitty B Spoon."

S: "You willing to buy?"

MARKIPLIER: "AW HELL YEAH!"

RANDOM TROLL: "NO WAIT, I WANT ONE AS WELL!"

THAT ONE BABY IN THE CROWD FROM EARLIER: "ME." 👹

F: "This is creepy! Why would they want a baby saliva spoon?"

MARKIPLIER: "It's not just any baby saliva, IT'S BITTY B!!!!"

F: "IT'S STILL CREEPY!!!"

JD: *Pulls out a box of plastic spoons, opening it from Branch,* "I want you to use all of these. We're gonna be rich."

B: *Blinks one eye at a time as his head falls into the box of plastic spoons.* :>

JD: "IN YOUR MOUTH! NOT YOUR HAIR!!"

RP: *Sees this chaos,* "Ayeyeyeye-"

*Now, you might be wondering: How did this turn out? Well, let me tell you, my friend! Branch ended up in the hospital because he nearly choked on a spoon! That's because of Minor Brain Damage! Also, don't worry, Mr. Afton has been arrested and is now in prison! About time!*

*Luckily, the hospital bills aren't too high, so they are no longer in debt! No more crazy shows again!*

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't trust random trolls when selling your baby brother! They could turn out to be Mr. Afton! And be sure to buy the shirts Spruce was selling! And your head is square, don't stick it in an Amazon box! Yay garage sale!

-SKIPTHEZURRODRAGON [THANKS FOR HELPING ME: OpefuLee AND Crystal_trolls_fan !!]