Kel: HEY SUNNY! HOW'S THE WEATHER IN YOUR NEW NEIGHBOURHOOD?!?!

KEL: DID U MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS OWO?????

Hero: Kel wtf

Hero: What's an owo

Basil: yknow those little UwU faces? Liiiike O3O and O.o

Hero: What's... O-three-O...?

Aubrey: Congrats, Hero, you earned the boomer certificate.

Aubrey: You're not even a boomer.

Hero: I'm sorry I had to be IN COLLEGE to be LEFT OUT in all the younger gen fun

Kel: Oh yeah, remember the "butt certificate" joke Kim made?

Kel: she made Aubrey a FRICKEN BUTT CERTIFICATE FLAG

Kel: XDXDLMAOMSBSKAHS

Aubrey: In honour of my headbutts, I am superior, bitches.

Kel: YEAH BUT YOUR BUTT IS MISSING THOUGH

Aubrey: Kel. I will kill you.

Kel: HAHAH TRY

Hero: I never understood your humor.

Basil: Kim called me Parsley once

Aubrey: pff-

Aubrey: P A R S L E Y

Kel: thats it, Basil is now Parsley

Basil: ITS NOT FUNNYY

Basil: she KEPT CALLING ME THAT FOR A WEEK AND IT ANNOYED MEE

Basil: i am angy.

Hero: Holy shit hes cute

Kel: okok youre right it aint funny

Kel: Parsley

Basil: NO STOP SAYING THAT(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Aubrey: I quote Kim; "and who was that blonde boy's name again??? Parsley????"

Kel: BWAHAHHAHAHAHHSGHAGSHAVZJAYHGS

Basil: ಠ_ಠ

Basil: Stop.

Sunny: Hi

Kel: HI SUNNY

Kel: SCROLL UP TO SEE MY MESSAGE DEDICATED TO U

Sunny: K

Aubrey: ouch sun why did u hit kel with the k

Kel: k

Basil: kk

Hero: what's with the k

Basil: okay

Hero: okay?

Kel: Yeah, okay

Hero: I

Hero: what

Sunny: I made a new friend

Sunny: She lives next door.

Aubrey: a  s h e

Kel: OoooOoOoo

Kel: Basil got sum competition

Basil: Eh

Basil: WHAT

Basil: NO KEL NO WHAT I DONT

Kel: Relaaax, its a joke

Kel: or is it?

Basil: KEL STOOOOOP

Basil: WHY AM I BEING BULLIEEEEEED

Sunny: Parsley is a cute name.

Basil: Oh

Basil: i dont mind if you call me that ig

Kel: OooOoOOOooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Kel: AUBREY DO YOU SMELLLLL THAT AIRRR??

Aubrey: it smells fine to me.

Kel: No, no.. this is the smell of.... EMBARRASSMENT

Basil: KEL STOP IT

Basil: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

Aubrey: Kel stop its getting annoying

Kel: ok fine.

Kel: Sooo back to your friend, Sunny.... is she pretty?

Sunny: I would say a 5.5 out of 10.

Hero: bro you rate the girls looks??

Sunny: includes attitude. Her looks are a full 7 out of 10. She's cute.

Kel: Oooooooooooooooo

Kel: Send pic?

Aubrey: you sound desperate.

Kel: I JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW HER

Aubrey: mmm definetly.

Hero: What's wrong with her attitude..?

Sunny: She likes to gut birds, chase squirrels, chaotic, posts 'me-mes' in her social media account and likes to watch anime.

Sunny: She convinced me that she's normal but I don't think she is.

Basil: what.

Basil: GUT BIRDSS???????????

Hero: Oh no hes gonna cry.

Kel: KEL THE UNBEATABLE IS HERE!

Aubrey: wait until i show up with my baseball bat.

Kel: THE ONE WITH THE NAILS IN IT-

Kel: okok im backing away

Kel: oh um sunny?

Sunny: Yes

Kel: you said something about her posting me-mes

Kel: first of all, its meme, not me-me

Sunny: I hate gen z humor

Kel: Awh bb nooooo

Aubrey: memes have existed for centuries

Kel: ur damn right they have.

Hero: are these like really crappy jokes and we all laugh at how stupid it is

Kel: eh kinda

Kel: but it isn't crappy

Kel: it's GODLY

Aubrey: Like me

Kel: oh so finally you agree with me that ur a walking meme

Aubrey: .

Aubrey: i hate you.

Kel: love you too <3

Aubrey: ew.

Basil: ahahaha what

Kel: An example of a meme!

Aubrey: OOF

Kel: I- uh-

Basil: where.... did you get this...

Basil: AND WHO TOOK THIS PHOTO

Basil: I

Hero: I didnt

Aubrey: not me

Kel: I barely know how to handle a camera

Sunny: I dunno.

Basil: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kel: U ok

Basil: im questioning my existence hold on

Basil: WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

Kel:... oh shit.

Aubrey: PEOPLE EXISTING IN ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE?

Aubrey: DOES MARI EXIST THERE

Kel: uhhhh Aubrey, no-

Sunny: Sometimes back at home I could hear voices in my room

Sunny: Not like creepy ones or my thoughts.

Sunny: It's like someone is there with me too.

Basil: I am 🍀🐞💐✨scared🍀🐞💐✨

Kel: if there are people out there watching us then.. HI GUYS

Kel: I LOVE YOU ALL

Hero: Kelsey wtf

Kel: REMEMBER TO LOVE YOURSELF OKAYY

Aubrey: Yeah ok.

Kel: LOVE YOU